What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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what did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?

You're my romeboy.

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How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?

They played rock paper Caesar

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
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Upon hearing Cesar Milan (The Dog Whisperer) was getting divorced...

This is from a few years ago, but it's one of my favorite's from my dad:

"So, let me get this straight... he can train all these other dogs, but he can't keep his one bitch in line?"

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👤︎ u/rebirth369
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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

With Little Cesar’s

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O2?

In an alternate reality, Cesar lived to be an old man. One day at the Roman Retirement Forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus.

He picked up his bellows and asked, "O2, Brute?"

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👤︎ u/Mikilt22
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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What happened when the chicken sees a salad.

Chicken Cesar salad.

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