There's someone named Cam O'Flage

But I've never seen him

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📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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Just found out my wife cheated on me. She said "I’ll be home 10-15 max."

My name is Cam.

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👤︎ u/Crolane97
📅︎ Jul 16 2022
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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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👤︎ u/flaspike
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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Panda Puns

I was group messaging both my parents.

me: the Smithsonian panda cam is back up

dad: I'm just absolutely thrilled.

me: you should be

mom: unlike your father, I am very happy

dad: Katie (my mom's name), you're just panda-ring to her.

After neither my mom nor I responded to the joke, he continued with: nobody liked by punda

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👤︎ u/techbeck
📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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