What do you call children born in a whore house?
What do you call a film maker who is not allowed to leave the house for two weeks?
What do you call a dog that designs houses?
What do you call a pirate who builds his own house?
What do you call a light source in a haunted house?
What do you call a house with no windows?
I don’t know, but I can’t see myself in one.
Courtesy of my 4 year old.
What do you call an attic at a crazy person's house?
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
Friend tells me I should call when I get to his house (doorbell not working)...
So I said, "you asked for it - I'll call you a ding-dong!"
What do you call a cook at The International House of Pancakes?
Son to me: hey daddy! What do you call a bug that's not in your house?
If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
What do you call Detective Sherlock without a house
What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
What do you call a house that always tells the truth?
What do you call a snow house without a toilet?
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
What do you call houses who have good behavior?
What do you call a haunted house drenched in gasoline?
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
My son asked me today what do you call a damaged horse house?
Unstable.
Fair play have to hand it to him.. he got me.
What do you call a woman on top of a house?
What do you call a kid raised in a whore house?
What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?
What do you call it when a farmer is stuck in his house and can’t get out to the fields?
Now that’s what i call a tree house
The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.
I’m unable to deal with the current situation.
What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire
Last night I asked my dog what we should call the top of our house
He just looked at me like he had no clue what I said.
What do you call an eviction notice for a person who lives inside a ball-shaped house and got hurt by a fighting move
Who does a fish call to clean his house?
When you're an entomologist, your girlfriend calls you to save her every time there's a bug in her house
Any time there's an insect in my girlfriend's house she calls me over to handle it, usually to cup it and throw it outside. On this fine occasion I observed what looked like a very small roach (Order: Blattodea), possibly a german roach, the kind that are much less freaky huge but more likely to infest a house. Not wanting to take any chances with a german roach infestation, I immediately smashed the little guy instead of saving him.
My GF asks, "what was it? a roach?"
The body is pretty squished and it's hard to see any identifiable features.
I say, "I'm pretty sure it's a Splattodea"
What do you call a hen house with two doors?
Me leaving my parents' house: I'll call you later!
My dad: don't call me later, call me dad.
My daughter just told me this one. "What do you call a cat that owns a house?"
What do you call a bird just outside the house?
Who did the fish call when he wanted to buy a house?
What do you call a person who turns into a house every full moon?
What do you call a burning doll house
What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles again when you come back?
What do you call a canine working at a ware house?
Who did dad call when his house was infested with flies?
What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
What do you call a woman who lives on top of a house?
What do you call kids born in a whore house?
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