COE Puns

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?

a coworker of mine had to pick up his son whose car had stalled at a Murphy's gas station. It was the second time he had stalled there.

He told his son "you shouldn't come here any more" his son said "why?" "because murphy's law seems to be working here.

that would be good enough but then they started talking about murphys law and other laws like moores law etc.

Then his son said "thats like Coe's Law" My friend said "Whats Coe's Law?" His son said "Its shredded cabbage mixed with dressing and spices"