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The last wedding I was at was very emotional.

Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..

Even the massive cake was in tiers..

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📅︎ Jul 31 2022

Once a man said to God "What's a million years to you?", and God said "A second." So the man said to God "What's a million dollars to you?", and God said "A penny." So the man said to God "Would you give me a penny?"

God stopped and said "Yes I will, just a second."

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📅︎ Oct 20 2021

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