Cheesy or buttery pun
I was making cheese cake at home, realized that too much butter in the batter is not always better.
Why did the bucket of popcorn call the police?
To report Assault and Buttery.
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
How dairy
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Apparently every police department has a food division
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Lol
I threatened my neighbor with condiments and dairy products
I was charged with buttery and a salt
I caught someone beating up my food!
I'm charging them with a salt and buttery.
Prosecutors pressed charges against the popcorn maker today
assault and buttery
Have you heard that Hillary Clinton started a grocery delivery company?
It's called Buttery Mail.
My wife's bad dad joke
I happened to have a block of salted butter in my hand and jokingly told my wife I was going to hit her with it.
She says to me, "That would be a-salt and buttery."
