Cheesy or buttery pun

I was making cheese cake at home, realized that too much butter in the batter is not always better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeepInEvil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Flaky buttery Christ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlsofhoney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why did the bucket of popcorn call the police?

To report Assault and Buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goobfadoob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...

...it would be called buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No152249
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Apparently every police department has a food division

However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I got arrested for the way I eat corn.

They charged me with a salt and buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Lol

I threatened my neighbor with condiments and dairy products

I was charged with buttery and a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sourpatchqueers8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I caught someone beating up my food!

I'm charging them with a salt and buttery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Family_Whale
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Prosecutors pressed charges against the popcorn maker today

assault and buttery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Have you heard that Hillary Clinton started a grocery delivery company?

It's called Buttery Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silencesc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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My wife's bad dad joke

I happened to have a block of salted butter in my hand and jokingly told my wife I was going to hit her with it.

She says to me, "That would be a-salt and buttery."

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