3 Hilarious Business Jump Puns

I own a business where two folks jump from a plane and compete to hit the most targets as they fall to Earth.

It's called Pair a' Shooters

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📅︎ Feb 02 2018

It was really busy at work today and someone jumped in to help me get things done. I told him “Thanks for helping me out. I just couldn’t catch up.”

“I’m glad I mustered the energy, since you couldn’t catch up. Get it? Mustered.”

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👤︎ u/GrahamCrackahh

📅︎ Jan 15 2018

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So my boss helped a black gentleman with his car troubles the other day...

There is this black guy who details cars in our parking lot for the surrounding businesses. My boss was coming back from lunch and noticed this gentleman needed help starting his client's car, so my boss got his cables out and gave the man a jump. When he told the office this I said "Thank you for putting an end to the stereotype that white men can't jump." Everyone gave a collective "ugh!"

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👤︎ u/bluebugs23

📅︎ May 11 2015

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