William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
Dad Flights Inc. is losing business
Some would say it’s a receding airline...
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
My business is on the verge of bankcruptcy even though I am doing everything right.
It doesn't make any cents.
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
I heard Hertz is going out of business...
I bet they come back as Painless
[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes.
Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
Not sure why my business is struggling. It’s called Collaborative Video, founded in 2019
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Who is the best at minding their own business?
Coffin undertaker is a dying business
It is a crude world out there, it is very tiresome business
"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.
To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.
Let's just say...the steaks are high.
The rhyming gardner is starting a new business
He calls it Prose before Hose
Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.
"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"
My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, the drivers and the irons are all gone, but they are not out of the woods yet.
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
A wise man once told me "Kid there are two rules of business and life. One is never tell anyone everything you know..."
Business SPAZual; my gf is not impressed
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
How I got this photo is naan of your business
Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.
I hear Bounty's business is drying up
You know, the cemetery business is one of the best businesses to invest in.
People are dying to get in.
Why is Uber/Lyft the worst business model?
They drive all their customers away.
My dad is quitting his bricklaying business. He is upset at how quickly people wants their houses built.
He told me, “Nowadays, everyone wants instant stratification.”
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
This is how you get my business
I hear the gong business is booming
Dusty Springfield is starting her own Interior Design/Feng Shui business.
It's called "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Shelf"
Being a vampire is risky business.....
You wooden believe the stakes.
My Italian friend is starting a semi truck business.
He is calling it Rig a Tony.
My poultry business isn’t doing so well, my chicken account is almost at zero.
My numbing cream business is failing.
I've been feeling the pinch lately.
What’s yellow, is a great source for potassium, and thinks you should mind your own business?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some really good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .
He makes some excellent points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..
But, he makes some really good points
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