So I was driving and there was this "Bump Ahead" sign...

... so I bumped my girlfriend on the noggin and when she said "what was that for?" I said "Look at the sign! I'm just following the law."

I think I'll make a good dad.

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👤︎ u/FoxyGramps
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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Expecting Child

Wife and I are expecting a child in January. Due date has already been bumped up once. Before next appointment with doctor...

Wife: I wonder if we'll still be just ahead

Me: Well, I'd hope by now we're at least also arms, legs, and a body

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👤︎ u/Senas006
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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See a sign while driving...

It says "Bump ahead"

I get bomped on the head while my dad declared "Bump a head! "

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📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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