I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
Fantastic returns policy.
I think that’s a bit far fetched.
I think it was extra to restore eels
It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.
He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey
Heard from an old Jump Instructor while handing out parachutes.
A Nekomancer
Seems a bit far-fetched.
They think it's too far fetched, but he's a great retriever!
It'd be too much carrion'
I just can't stand it.
My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.
One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"
7 year old me was in tears every time!
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
You have AU AU Au.
"Well, it's in bread."
He said, "Can you bring me back one of those folded paper ducks? I think it's called Origoni."
