This brings back memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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This really brings back old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dank_memes-420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Everyone seems to think next year will bring back some comforts of normalcy

I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.

She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, β€œwhere do I drop it off?”

She says, β€œGo in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -β€œ

β€œDon’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”

... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorhckmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goatcheese1230
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I had to bring a smashed boomerang back to Walmart yesterday.

Fantastic returns policy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My grandfather claims that he had to walk 10 miles to bring water back to his village.

I think that’s a bit far fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...

It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Y'know, the day after Thanksgiving always brings back memories of an old friend of mine who was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers

He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HispanicTaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I think it's TIME to bring back cat memes. They're just too adorable! Fluffers forever!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My dad asked me to turn on the water heater. To which I replied β€œIt’s on”. Only to see my dad run across the kitchen yelling β€œIt’s on okay bring it no holding back!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinkieded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If the parachute doesn't open, bring it back and we will replace it.

Heard from an old Jump Instructor while handing out parachutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l4fngm4n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Pretty pointless to bring back this rock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessZone123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?

A Nekomancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back...

Seems a bit far-fetched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cats_n_things
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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People don't believe me when I tell them how far my dog will go to bring back sticks...

They think it's too far fetched, but he's a great retriever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why can't hyenas bring their food back to their dens before they eat it?

It'd be too much carrion'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhedkiex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I didn't realize how lopsided and uneven our Christmas tree was until we got home. I'm so mad that we might have to bring it back.

I just can't stand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leve1e1even
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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This page brings back fond memories for me. (Dad joke inside as well)

My dad had a real goofy and dadly sense of humor. He past a way about 4 years ago but all the jokes here remind me of the ones he used to make. I'm smiling so hard as I go through these.

One of my favorites was the mole joke: One day a house near a molehill was making pancakes. Daddy mole comes up, sniffs, and says,"I smell pancakes." Mamma mole pops up next to him, sniffs, and says I smell pancakes too!" Baby mole hears his parents but can't get past their rear ends. So he says,"All I smell is molasses!"

7 year old me was in tears every time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lets_improve_us
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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If you bring back Australian gold from an alternate universe.

You have AU AU Au.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mind-lux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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A man orders an egg sandwich. The waiter brings it to him, and the man looks at it suspiciously. He asks for the chef to come see him. The chef walks up and says "Is there a problem?" The man replies back "I'm sorry, but this egg looks retarded." So the chef says...

"Well, it's in bread."

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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I'm flying to Oregon tomorrow, and my dad asked me to bring him back something.

He said, "Can you bring me back one of those folded paper ducks? I think it's called Origoni."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClubbedParsley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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