A breadmakers business goes under and he loses everything. He's talking to his friend about his struggle when his friend says "I'm amazed your wife hasn't left you during all of this!"

The breadmaker replies "Yeah she truly is a rye or die kinda gal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionSleep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A baker’s son wakes up in the hospital with no legs.

The father asked him if he was feeling sad.

The boy said no I deserved this I got too into the breadmaking and lost my cool.

The man sat back in his chair perplexed even more.

He asked him ok but why did you need them?

The boy looked confused.

Everyone needs them, to walk to run and to play.

No but why the fuck did you knead them?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/distantcurtis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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