I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.

I'll call it Little Seizures.

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📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Cheesiness at the pizza joint

My friend and I were at our local pizza joint when she said "I need to use the restroom, will you watch my pizza?" I replied "sure" and once she left I proceeded to place my wristwatch on her pizza box. Never in my 22 years on this planet have I heard a groan that amazing.

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📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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