Dropped a box of light switches
They were heavier than I thought
I once spilled a box of parmesan cheese inside my bag on my laptop.
Now I have to think twice about my Mac n' Cheese.
I wrote "I love my dad" on my box of soft facial paper sheets...
Yes i know, I've got daddy tissues.
My daughter just threw a box of yeast in my face. I'm really angry, but I'm trying not to react.
I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me.
What do you call a box full of ducks?
I saw a man drop a box of Italian pastries while walking down the street
I cannoli imagine how he was feeling
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot
My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday.
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I caught a box of flying Pocky sticks the other day, but it was significantly smaller than normal.
It would appear I caught small pocks.
Did you hear about the guy who stabbed a box of frosted flakes in Walmart earlier?
"Dad, can you open up the new box of candy canes you bought?"
"No way, sweetie! These things are in mint condition!"
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied..
That is what the beer was for.
Just saw a guy steal a box of tropical fruit
You shoulda seen that man-go
I just finished my 5th box of cereal this week
You could call me a cereal killer
Your first time is like a box of chocolates
You finish so much faster them you thought
Whenever I think of the 80s my first thought is of a boom box
But that’s just a stereo type
I dropped the box of toothpicks by accident
It was a bit of a sticky situation
Did you hear the one about the girl who was afraid of having exactly 10 crackers in her lunch box?
She was diagnosed with trisket-dekaphobia…
I found a box of old movies in my attic.
My friend says they're fake, but they look reel to me.
A man sits by a sidewalk with a box of broken batteries. Someone walks up to him and asks "How much?"
The man on the sidewalk replies "Nothing, they're free of charge"
I had dinner at one of those cowboy restaurants. The waiter came over and asked, “Do ya wanna box for those leftovers?” I was with my wife. I couldn’t say no, and didn’t want to say yes, so I replied,
“No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
My dog Minton ate a whole box of shuttlecocks
I had to return my box of animal crackers to the store, because…
when I got it home, the seal was broken.
I was preparing a bowl of cereal, finished 1 box of raisin bran and started another to fill my bowl. I was alarmed to see a different colored cereal;
Then I realized, they were different bransthis is a tru experience that just happened to me
My kid got me a box of rocks as a gift.
It's not my favorite gift ever, but I appreciate the sediment.
Life is like a box of chocolate.
Fat people finish it faster.
A boxer asked if I could get him a box of cereal from the store. I said sure what kind?
Did you hear the used DVD store was robbed of all their reality TV box sets?
There were no Survivors...
A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt.
I had to tell him it was a Naan-starter.
I got a box of dad jokes for Christmas, this was the first joke it shows:
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me
It means a lot
I've just been to the hospital because I tripped over a box of Kleenex.
I was o.k. It was a soft tissue injury.
Life is like a box of... Chewing gum
Got moaned at for delivering a box of car parts to the former president of South Africa...
Turns out they were meant for the Nissan Main Dealer.
i have fond memories of Mom buying us those Barnum Animal Crackers in the train car box. But my mother would never let us enjoy them...
The box said Do Not Eat If Seal Is Broken.
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot smh.
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot. SMH...
I dropped a box of blueberries on my foot
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