So my wife and my eldest daughter were having a boop war, each trying to get in the last boop. As they were fighting with each other's hands over my shoulder, I commented, "keep your hands off her boops!" My daughter cracked up and my long suffering wife slapped me.
Edit: Grammar from my grammar Nazi daughter.
ihop.
Then I saw her face...
An awww sum
Dad: boops son on nose - The Poconos, of course!
But today I finally remembered.
It was soda pressing
Son to don cheadle: dad, make me a cappuccino, i need the energy for basketball tryouts.
Don cheadle to son: (boops him on head) ok, voila, you're a cappuccino!
Edit: I accidentally an e in the title
Wife: What are the most annoying mountains in the world?
Me: I dunno.
Wife: [boops my nostrils] The poke-a-nose!
