A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
What do you call Batman's blood vessels?
This one’s on a whole new level
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
What do you call a tree that sucks blood?
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
Because I always take my shit to the next level
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry
I'd completely lost my appletart
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?
Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!
He can cast at a 4th grade level
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
What's the saddest sugar?
What do bloods call their guns?
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
What blood type does an optimist have?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
Do you know what’s wrong on so many levels?
Having sex on an elevator.
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
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