New features and more coming to the Red Dead Online Beta on Feb 26th with new improvements and enhancements to the game’s open world, including a new Law and Bounty system, weapons balancing, changes to player blips on the mini-map and more. twitter.com/RockstarGames…
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[MCU] Hawkeye show canon

So this question is more of a general meta question combined with a question about a specific character.

My question is are the Marvel Netflix shows canon to the MCU right now. I’m asking specifically because in Hawkeye, Kingpin’s feats of strength are inconsistent with his screen time in Daredevil. In Hawkeye, he ripped a door off it’s hinges, punched Kate Bishop across a room, and walked off getting rammed by a car like it was nothing. In Daredevil, his greatest feat of strength was punching a hole in a brick pillar and even that hurt him. That’s a huge difference.

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Enhanced FiveM Trainer: Player Blips/Names, Animations, Notifications, Teleport to Player, and more ...

Since I was done with studies, I had plenty of free time and decided to make a fully customizable trainer for FiveM-PREDEV to make the most of it while we are waiting for server side scripting.

I hate big walls of text, so I'll get straight into it:

Features

  • Player blips, head display, blip cone, joined/left notifications (with the ability to turn each one ON/OFF)
  • GTA Online style notifications
  • Joined/left notifications do not show up if player dies or changes skin
  • Player Blips and Head Display disappear as soon as the player leaves
  • Players using this trainer can fight with each other
  • Over 20 Animations from GTA: Online
  • Teleport To Player
  • Customizable keys via config file
  • Other misc stuff

Screenshots

Downloads and Source Code (v1.4)

Suggestions and bug reports are welcome.

N.B: This is my first reddit post, so please tell me if I did anything wrong.

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(Part 2) Deep dive into Terra Ecosystem

Hello all,

This is gonna be a long post.

In celebration of Binance listing UST and LUNA breaking 100$, I would like to update my original post nearly half a year ago on the Terra ecosystem. There's a ton of euphoria right now, and so its always good to take a look back at the fundamentals.

A lot has changed since then and by now I'm sure many more people have heard about Terra, maybe even used some of its dapps. For those that are brand new, I recommend reading my original post first. For those wondering if it's too late to get into LUNA, I will present why I think LUNA still has much room to grow. I won't cover every protocol, just the ones I think are most interesting/significant. Still, there's a lot to go through so let's get started.

A quick refresher

Terra is a blockchain developed by TerraForm Labs based on Cosmos SDK (this is important because it allows Terra to connect to all other blockchains in the Cosmos ecosystem, more on this later). Their main products are a suite of algorithmic stablecoins, the most prominent being UST tied to the dollar. UST retains its peg through its relationship with LUNA, where LUNA absorbs the volatility of UST. LUNA is minted when selling UST, and burned when buying UST. In practice, 1$ of LUNA always equals 1$ of UST, even if UST loses its peg. This creates arbitrage opportunities, where if UST is at 1.50$, you can sell 1$ of LUNA for 1.50$ UST and immediately bank 50% profit. This increases supply of UST as people sell LUNA for UST and the peg returns to 1. In reverse, if UST is at .50$, people buy 1$ of LUNA with .50$ UST, which decreases UST supply until the peg returns to 1. Again, videos on this below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLiZxkbxfY&t=917s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8tcVHyHMM

Stablecoins are the most important product in all of crypto, no question about it. I honestly can't imagine a time without stablecoins when people took profits into BTC, itself a highly volatile asset. But stablecoins are also not a risk-less product, they are subject to regulators scrutiny and issued by sometimes shady companies (cough...Tether) that may or may not have the funds available to prevent a bank run. A decentralized stablecoin for defi is a no-brainer, and UST is the best of the best currently (DAI is ba

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Feedback/help on radar(sensors)

I'm working on a radar/sensors system for Savage Worlds. Something a bit more satisfying than "roll Electronics to see them", but not going too far from FFF. I really like how Heavy Gear did it, so I'm attempting to pull that into SW.

(Forgive the somewhat disjointed format... this is mostly a brain dump...)

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SENSORS:

Most vehicles have a range of sensors, which can include radar, infrared, optical enhancement, and so on. For the most part, individual systems aren't that important, so we call them "sensors" for most settings.

Sensors automatically detect and lock onto targets in range. This registers as a "blip", and requires an Electronics roll to gain further information.

Standard sensors have a range of 60/120/240. (This doubles in air, x10 in space, 1/10th in water). Like ranged weapons, they impose a penalty to Electronics rolls based on size, range, cover, and speed. Sensors can use Extreme range, but there must be a reason to suspect a target is out there (say, a jet flies out of range), or it automatically fails. Certain other effects such as ECM (Jamming) or Stealth also can impose penalties.

HAYWIRE:

Haywire is a new effect, typically an effect of electronic warfare. It represents hacking into systems, overloading sensors, or damaging electronics. Any rolls involving the sensors or electronics of a vehicle under Haywire count as Distracted. At the end of their turn, vehicles under haywire effects roll a d6. On a 4+, they take a Critical Hit with a result of System. Vehicles under Haywire cannot use any electronics (this includes sensors, computers, communications, or ECM systems...)

Haywire cannot stack. Either the vehicle is under the effect, or is not.

Certain weapons can inflict Haywire effects.

Note that vehicles without significant amounts of electronics can never be affected by Haywire.

VEHICLE SYSTEMS (new and changed):

ECM Suite: This model possesses an electronic countermeasures system. A model with this trait may use the following trait-enabled actions and reactions. All actions require the ECM and operator to be operational... not shaken, powered, and not under Haywire. Should this change, the action immediately ends:

  • [ECM] Hack - By overloading sensors or hacking into an enemy’s command-and-control frequencies, a model with the ECM or ECM+ trait can cause systems to go haywire.
    • To hack an enemy model:
      • Vehicle must be detected by sensors.
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Metroid Dread is amazing, but it’s music is basic, uninspired, and is severely lacking the boppage. They really dropped the morph ball there.

Maybe a hot or it may not be, I’ve heard the comment only a couple times but I didn’t really pay any mind to it until I started playing it today. My god, it is the most absolutely basic music I’ve heard for a series that’s known for such ambient yet boppin’ music. Any track that is in any way captivating is a retread of older music, and those are more often than not mere blips and seconds-long nods, not entire area background music.

I don’t get it. Every other part of this game hits the Metroid beat perfectly. I was really on the fence about the whole β€œcounter attack” thing from SR because it was horrible. It broke up the otherwise fast paced mechanics and exploration; it was dull and only slowed down the combat. But here, it shines. I never thought I’d like it but now I’m genuinely enjoying it. I’m counter attacking dudes mid-air and moving right along.

Everything is perfect but that eerie, ethereal, gorgeous, other-wordly music is nowhere to be found. Nothing anywhere near memorable, not even close. It’s such a shame because it’s one of those odd things that, while it won’t kill my experience, it would drastically enhance the overall vibe and Metroid feel if the music was as good as…literally any other entry.

There’s moments where you can tell they were echoing some Prime vibes and obviously there’s the usual snippets of straight remixed moments, but overall it sounds like totally generic soundtrack.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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[OC] "Perspective" - "Perspective." - 2021 may have ended on a disappointing note for Chelsea FC Women, but it has been a truly incredible year.

December was a month which started with one of the greatest victories in Chelsea FC Women’s history - but ended with us having slipped behind in the WSL title race, crashed out of the Women’s Champions League, and in the clutches of a COVID-19 outbreak.

From dreamland, to disaster. The heady heights of the FA Cup final win at Wembley, on the 5th December, seems a world away - rather than less than a fortnight. Chelsea were brilliant that day - it was a scintillating attacking performance which tore Arsenal apart. The 3-0 scoreline flattered the Gunners.

That win was widely seen as a big statement from the Blues. Arsenal had beaten Chelsea 3-2 in the first fixture of the WSL season, and been untouchable at the top of the league since - only dropping points once in a 1-1 draw against Spurs. Much had been said about Arsenal's form and that opening day win over Chelsea, with them subsequently being seen as the team to beat this year by the wider footballing world.

Chelsea’s humbling of our London rivals had been a reminder that the back-to-back WSL champions would not be giving up our dominance in English women’s football without a fight. The nature of the victory was also seen as a potential psychological blow in the title race - with Chelsea now firmly putting the pressure on a Gunners side who looked naive at Wembley.

Winning the delayed 2020/21 FA Cup also meant Chelsea had completed the domestic treble - only the third English side (men or women) to do so, in what was a truly historic achievement for the club.

We were on top of the world. And then, just 11 days later in Germany, it felt like the walls of our castle had come crashing down.

The first signs of a slump began with a 0-0 draw against Juventus, in the penultimate match of the Champions League group stage. It was a tired-looking performance from Chelsea, but understandable given the exertions at Wembley just three days before, and the emotional highs of that day.

The draw meant Chelsea had not yet secured qualification for the knockout stage - but sat top of the group going into the final round of games, three points ahead of Juventus and Wolfsburg, and still favoured to qualify. It was not a good performance, but it felt a small and surmountable blip.

Worse was to come on the subsequent Saturday morning, when Chelsea suffered a shock defeat to Reading in the WSL. The Royals took the lead after just four minutes, and Chelsea plugged away for the next 86, but again looked insipid - and

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The Deal Makers

Decided to do a short story inspired by an old bit of writing I made a couple years ago, since I've always enjoyed the idea of being able to make binding deals with with powerful beings beyond our typical understanding.

First time posting to this sub, would appreciate any constructive criticism the more experienced members have.

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Humans.

A fairly young species, to the mortals of the Galaxy, from a fairly boring system. After all, why bother with a system that seemed to have only one barely habitable planet when you could be colonizing and mining in systems with multiple life-sustaining planets?

To the various species of the material plane, Humans were an oddity at most, barely a blip on the radar, so to speak. Those who live or have important businesses in the surrounding systems would take note, and would begin the standard procedure for first contact species, but that's the most attention they would get. After all, there's so many unexplored systems in the galaxy it makes sense for there to be the occasional first contact.

Then the immaterial got involved.

It was well-known among the various species of the galaxy that there were more planes of existence than their own. The primary problem had always been breaching the veil, and ensuring a safe breach at that. Those of different planes, both higher and lower, were always interested in making Deals with the various Mortals of the galaxy, regardless of individual civilization's opinion on the act.

The occasional assistance in breaching the veil purely for the sake of entertainment was a common sight among those Entities strong enough to do so. Anything to break up the boredom of eternal existence, even if it drained their power for a significant amount of time afterward.

But the Humans were different. They seemed to be much more efficient at breaching the veil, and none could figure out why. None of the mortals, anyway. But we knew why, for we met them in their ancient histories.

The Humans had been contacted early in their development completely by accident. Whether it was a breach too close to their home system calling upon too powerful an Entity, or simply pure luck, but the facts were that contact was made.

A single, small Entity managed to pass through the breach and stayed within the material plane long enough to find them. It was discovered by this original entity (referred to as a Daemon by the Humans) that Living, or Freshly Spilled, Human blood enhanced any attempt to brea

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What's the Fun in That?

(Note, this is the first story I've written in decades, and is only a first draft. My wife tells me that anyone who isn't aware of the background of Humans are Space Orcs will most likely get lost in what's happening.)

The ship shook violently as an asteroid exploded sending out a massive shockwave. Lights flashed and the external damage alarm sang out. Captain Endaal adjusted his seat straps and called for a report.

β€œWe have a hull breach...β€œ First Mate Letto was cut off as the ship lurched again. Thuds announced the arrival of debris from the asteroid, impacting against the side of The Nova-4x. "Correction, we have three hull breaches Captain, Portside, in Cargo Bay 2, the Mess, and Engineering. Cargo Bay and the Mess hall have completely decompressed. No one was in there, though, so no casualties there. Engineering reports their breach is minor, and are working to seal it."

"Navigator, get us away from these asteroids before another one explodes."

"Aye Captain." Navigator Civona quickly steered the ship on the shortest course out of the asteroid belt, her paws handled the controls so quickly that they were naught but blurs. They were nearly clear when another asteroid exploded, this time on their Starboard.

"Another breach in Engineering, Captain. They're losing atmosphere fast!" Despite his years of experience, you could see his cranial spikes lengthening in stress.

"Get them out of there!" Endaal could not afford to lose his humans, they're the only ones who knew how those bloody engines worked now.

"Captain, we're losing power to thrusters. We won't make it out of here." Civona reported.

"Damn!" Captain Endaal accessed ships communications "Quartermaster! Get some pressure suits to engineering now! We need those engines back up."

"I have already brought them down, sir, but the human engineers are still in engineering, and have sealed the door." Quartermaster Kerts sounded more confused than concerned.

Endaal turned to Letto "First Mate! What's the status of the atmosphere in there?"

"It's all gone, sir. Complete vacuum."

Endaal punched the comm channel to Engineering "Parker! what are you doing in there?"

"They can't hear you, Captain," interjected Letto, "No atmosphere, no sound."

What the hell could they be thinking? "Kerts! can you get that door open?"

"Negative Captain. Even if they had not sealed it on their side, the sudden pressure change in the corridor would cause catastrophic damage to this part of the ship."

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Gov. Polis and CDPHE Update 12/7/21

Will update with key info from today's press briefing with Gov. Polis and Dr. Rachel Herlihy:

  • Colorado has 17 0-4 year-olds hospitalized and 8 5-17 year-olds hospitalized (0 of the latter group are vaccinated)
  • "The Delta variant is still the primary threat to health and welfare"
  • Colorado is in the top 10 among states in surveillance rates for sequencing variants with more than 15% of all cases sequenced between the state lab, CDC, and commercial labs
  • With regard to Omicron, the state is relying on its wastewater surveillance program, traveler monitoring, and enhanced contact tracing.
  • Colorado is still at two confirmed Omicron cases, but there has been wastewater detection of it in Boulder and CDPHE can't quantify how many cases that represents but believes it's a "low level."
  • People who receive boosters are 2.4 times less likely to be a COVID-19 case than vaccinated people and 9.7 times less likely than unvaccinated people.
  • People who receive boosters are 3.3 times less likely to be hospitalized than vaccinated people and 47.5 times (!) less likely than unvaccinated people.
  • Polis talked about getting boosters, info at covid19.colorado.gov/vaccine
  • Polis talked about monoclonal antibodies and encouraging people with a recent diagnosis to seek it out. Info at the same link above.

Q&A

  • Question about CDPHE canceling a vaccine clinic over the weekend (couldn't hear all of it) - Polis said staff had called in sick and it was not an access equity situation. The state is working to develop a reserve of flexible workstaff who can fill in gaps when things like this happen.
  • Question about a federal judge injunction blocking the federal vaccine mandate. Polis had not seen that news yet and says Colorado will follow whatever the law is in the end.
  • Question about Omicron spread in Boulder. Dr. Herlihy says the wastewater system is more of a "plus-minus" system that can't precisely detect levels, but they feel it's a very low level of spread at this time based on their data.
  • Question about hospitalizations ticking back up. Dr. Herlihy says it's hard to know yet if it's a short-term trend seen after other holidays, or a blip.
  • Question about any additional Omicron cases. Polis says because of the state's high sequencing rate, they are confident there isn't a large amount of Omicron that they're missing at this time.
  • Question about monoclonal antibodies and the impact on hospitalizations. D
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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The possible status of the other Defenders and their friends or enemies during No Way Home/Hawkeye (spoilers!)

Daredevil:

  • Karen Page and Foggy Nelson - Like Daredevil, they were probably brought back by Hulk's reverse Snap and continued operating their new law firm with Matt. Nelson and Foggy already know that their friend acquitted Spider-Man of all charges in the death of Mysterio.
  • Elektra - Seeing as how she was resurrected in The Defenders and we never saw her corpse after Midland Circle collapsed she's probably alive and working as an assassin for hire who may or may not have met Matt again at some point. Heck, she might have become Kingpin's new right hand woman with Echo betraying him for causing Hawkeye/Ronin to kill her father.
  • Vanessa Marianna - She was last seen imprisoned along with her husband after his confrontation with the Man Without Fear at Presidential Hotel. Vanessa is likely alive and with Fisk again due to the effects of the Snap, not to mention that Fisk survived getting hit by Eleanor's car and Kate's arrows as well as being blinded by Echo just like in the comics.
  • Bullseye - Benjamin Poindexter had his spine reinforced with Cogmium after he was paralyzed by Daredevil. He also probably created an armored suit to protect himself. Now his current goal is to get revenge on both the Devil of Hell's Kitchen and the Kingpin for leaving him to die and like Elektra is probably working as an assassin for criminal organizations in New York (except the Tracksuit Mafia of course).
  • Gladiator - As with Kingpin, he was likely freed from prison with half of the population on Earth gone coupled with the collapse of national boundaries and law and order. Potter is continuing his duties as a designer and engineer who might have made his own suit (based on plans from the scrapped Daredevil season 4).
  • Lee Owlsley - Leland's son was supposed to be the new big bad of DD S4 with Mary Walker but the show was canceled before it could happen. It's possible that this could have happened at some point before the Snap assuming if Marvel Studios doesn't abandon those plot threads set up in previous seasons.

Jessica Jones:

  • JJ - She continued her work as an ex-superhero PI for Alias Investigations after overcoming a hallucination of Kilgrave tempting her to leave New York but she was potentially snapped out of existence by Thanos so as to why crime lords like Kingpin were able to become more powerful with almost no one (barring Hawkeye and a few others) to stop them. Post-Snap, Jessica is investigating criminal cases caused by people who were resurr
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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GTA Online: Expanded and Enhanced (Concept)

Christ knows just what incredible level of disappointment awaits eager GTA fans upon their first taste of the Expanded and Enhanced Edition of GTA V, but instead of wallowing in the misery of what is likely to be, I'd rather talk about what could be.

Custom Music Playlist and Mobile Tunes

  1. The "Cleveland Streamer" music streaming app is now available.
  2. The icon for the app replaces the Email icon (Email can now be accessed through the web browser).
  3. Create up to 5 custom playlists of ANY music available in GTA Online. Simply Create a new Playlist, Name it, then scroll through the song options and check or uncheck the songs you want on the list. You can filter by radio station or genre to narrow the list down.
  4. While in a vehicle, highlighting "Cleveland Streamer" from the Radio Quick Menu and tapping left or right on the D-Pad will switch between playlists.
  5. Listen to Cleveland Streamer while on foot by opening the app on your phone, and selecting your desired playlist. You can also choose "Stream All" to listen to the entire GTAO playlist on random, or select any of the Radio Stations to listen to just the same as you would in a car.
  6. When using the app on foot, Wireless Earbuds will appear in your character's ears. You can toggle this off in the Style menu, as well as choose earbud style under the Accessories menu at any clothing store.
  7. You can activate a noise-canceling feature which will prioritize music over game audio, either entirely (no game audio at all), or partially (game audio will be muddled like you're putting your hands over your ears). These are simple toggles under the new "Music" category in the Quick Menu.

Pegasus Mobile Lifestyle Center, or "MLC"

  1. Ability to haul up to two vehicles (up to the size of a large SUV). Drive any vehicle smaller than a large SUV into the marker outside the rear ramp, and the vehicle will be loaded into the MLC and stored similarly to Kosatka Moon Pool Vehicles and other examples. Two passenger vehicles can be hauled simultaneously and deployed anywhere you please, though only one Personal Vehicle can be active at a time. Weaponized vehicles that function as personal vehicles are included, as long as they're small enough to fit inside.
  2. Contains a small but functional living quarters with a bed, wardrobe, weapons locker, and master control terminal . You can set your MLC as a spawn point, and it will have a number of "parking" locations throughout the map for this funct
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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[SECRET] Coked Up Fishing Trawler

#Commonwealth FleetMod 2050 ##Commonwealth Fleet Modernization Plan LANCE DO BOJU SZABLE W DŁOΕƒ

Minister of National Defence: Pyotr Maximov

> Polish Armaments Group: Brigadier General Artur KoΕ‚osowski
> PZL-Świdnik: Jacek Libucha
> WB Electronics: Piotr Wojciechowski 
> Polish Remontowa Shipbuilding: Piotr Soyka
> Vladivostok Shipyard: Sapalyov Yaroslavovich
> Almaz-Antey: Novikov Yan Valentinovich
> United Aircraft Corporation: Denis Manturov

#Vladimir Mayakovsky-Class Naval Trawler

The Vladimir Mayakovsky-Class Naval Trawler will be the next in a long line of Russian "Special Purpose Ships." Designed from the bottom up to be unmanned, the Vladimir Mayakovsky-Class will be a powerful force multiplier for the Commonwealth Fleet. While one would expect any modern warship to hide from Radar, the Vladimir Mayakovsky-Class makes an exception to this rule. With a hull constructed to amplify its Radar Signature, it is a full-size mechanical blip enhancer. It is equipped with electronic blip enhancers that will strengthen and re-broadcast an enemy radar pulse, making the target of the radar blip seem more significant. These two systems will amplify its Radar Signature, with the end goal to imitate an Aircraft Carrier.

The Ship will also be equipped with a "False Target Generator." A False Target Generator will be capable of recording and analyzing an enemy's radar pulses. It then inserts slight frequency shifts or amplitude variations into the recorded enemy pulse and then transmits it towards the enemy sensor. The False Target Generator will cause our Decoy Ship to look like an Aircraft Carrier and create Phantom False Targets at various distances around itself. The Electronic Systems will be improved by leveraging DRFM and Summer SPAI alongside supplementing the basic E/W System. The Basic E/W Suite will give the impression that someone is attempting to hide their position, further convincing anyone watching that this is a genuine HVU.

Finally, the Vladimir Mayakovsky-Class will be equipped to deploy thousands of rapidly-inflatable balloons that float on the ocean's surface. The Balloons are shaped to have a disproportionally large radar cross-section compared to their size. When utilized in conjunction with E/W and other deception techniques, they will be used as a distraction and seduction false targets.

The Final Technique used to simulate an Aircraft

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Couch potato
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Letting loose with these puns
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Baka!
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(Part 2) Deep dive into Terra Ecosystem

Hello all,

This is gonna be a long post.

In celebration of Binance listing UST and LUNA breaking 100$, I would like to update my original post nearly half a year ago on the Terra ecosystem. There's a ton of euphoria right now, and so its always good to take a look back at the fundamentals.

A lot has changed since then and by now I'm sure many more people have heard about Terra, maybe even used some of its dapps. For those that are brand new, I recommend reading my original post first. For those wondering if it's too late to get into LUNA, I will present why I think LUNA still has much room to grow. I won't cover every protocol, just the ones I think are most interesting/significant. Still, there's a lot to go through so let's get started.

A quick refresher

Terra is a blockchain developed by TerraForm Labs based on Cosmos SDK (this is important because it allows Terra to connect to all other blockchains in the Cosmos ecosystem, more on this later). Their main products are a suite of algorithmic stablecoins, the most prominent being UST tied to the dollar. UST retains its peg through its relationship with LUNA, where LUNA absorbs the volatility of UST. LUNA is minted when selling UST, and burned when buying UST. In practice, 1$ of LUNA always equals 1 UST, even if UST loses its peg. This creates arbitrage opportunities, where if UST is at 1.50$, you can sell 1$ of LUNA for 1.50$ UST and immediately bank 50% profit. This increases supply of UST as people sell LUNA for UST and the peg returns to 1. In reverse, if UST is at .50$, people buy 1$ of LUNA with .50$ UST, which decreases UST supply until the peg returns to 1. Again, videos on this below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HLiZxkbxfY&t=917s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8tcVHyHMM

Stablecoins are the most important product in all of crypto, no question about it. I honestly can't imagine a time without stablecoins when people took profits into BTC, itself a highly volatile asset. But stablecoins are also not a risk-less product, they are subject to regulators scrutiny and issued by sometimes shady companies (cough...Tether) that may or may not have the funds available to prevent a bank run. A decentralized stablecoin for defi is a no-brainer, and UST is the best of the best currently (DAI is backed

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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