Blind corner Puns

A list of puns related to "Blind corner"

I was going to tell you all a joke about time travel.

Unfortunately none of you liked it.

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👤︎ u/chuin_masterofsinanj
📅︎ Mar 03 2022
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A mute person just told me a joke, And this is what it was.
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👤︎ u/TurtleSlayer9000
📅︎ Apr 28 2022
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"I stand corrected"

Says the man wearing orthopedic shoes

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👤︎ u/Muay_Thai_Cat
📅︎ Mar 05 2022
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"I can see!" said the Blind Man

"You're a liar" said the Deaf Man.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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"I see," said the blind man

And he picked up his hammer and saw

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👤︎ u/bamugo
📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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Got my girlfriend on an early drive this morning.

My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:

"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"

It didn't defuse the situation...

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👤︎ u/RagingSantas
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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Working today got hit by a surprise dad joke.

I work at Burlington Coat factory and was assigned to work in the shoe department today. A kid comes up and it goes like this.

Me:Is there anything I can help you with today sir?

Kid:No I don't think so

Suddenly a wild Dad appears form a blind corner

The Dad: Yeah he could use some style.

Me: Well I can't help with that right now but I can sure help with shoes

The Dad: Oh alright. Thank you. Have a good day. It was nice shoe meet you

Made my night.

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👤︎ u/Talmn
📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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