Bleep.com Puns

A list of puns related to "Bleep.com"

What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?

An Envelope.

Since we're on the topic of envelopes....

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👤︎ u/sacca7
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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Why don't cows wear flip flops?

They lactose.

Edit test.

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👤︎ u/derawin07
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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“What day is today, Adam?”

“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...

My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.

The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.

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👤︎ u/The1hangingchad
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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