The blanket octopus is the supervillain of the sea. She doesn’t take any shit and is basically the epitome of a female badass.
The females are about 10,000 times larger than the males who live in her hat skin. When it’s time to make the sweet loving the male blanket octopod will detach his arm (which is where his spermy boys are) and give it to her. She will keep a hold of this until she is ready to make the baby blankets.
Not only do these badass blankets of the sea have a super cool cape and look like Batman as they swoop down on prey but they are immune to jellyfish and have been known to rip off tentacles and whip other creatures with them.
Freaking awesome.
Puppy, dog, cat, and me pictures! - https://imgur.com/a/rkisOnf
Goooood Saturday! I am hanging out relaxing after a long week and having my own little movie marathon, what are you up to?
I’m a pretty cool guy with a pretty cool job and a pretty cool life. I am tall and I like my face. I like science and video games and nature and art and stuff and things.
I will totally play video games with you. Or board games, or hide and seek, or follow the leader, or maybe even capture the donut... because donuts are more rewarding than flags.
I will watch movies with you. I will happily share links and pictures and things about science and nature. I will also be happy to talk shit about dumb things in the world.
I will not ask you for feet pictures, talk in creepy asterisks, or show you my dick randomly.
I will also not apologize for being a man, or myself, or act like either of us is less than awesome. We are all awesome and this whole “I’m a piece of shit, talk to me!” culture around here is dumb. Seriously, telling me how you are a loser and the world hates you boo hoo is not sexy, I’m really sorry you feel that way but I know from living that the only way to change it is to stop feeding it. So be happy please.
You -
Reasonably well adjusted in life, knows how to conversate, is ok with being ok.
If you enjoy camping, hiking, being out in nature, fishing, boating, or just staying in and playing video games we probably have something in common, I love being active but I love video games too.
If you send a picture with your message that would be nice!
Really all you need to do is reply in complete sentences and throw a question mark on the end of some of those sentences every once and awhile and you will already be a unicorn in my book.
I’m in Ohio but you can be anywhere
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