Björk Puns

A list of puns related to "Björk"

What do you call the noise an Icelandic dog makes?

Björk

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👤︎ u/Conspiracyyyys
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.

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👤︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's Björk's York Torque Corp.

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👤︎ u/dhdoctor
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Finally beat my dad

While my dad (Frank) was planning a trip to America he said "When I'm in America, they'll change San Francisco to San Frankcisco!"
I looked up and responded with "Yeah, I heard after some Scandinavian guy visited New York it was changed to New Björk"
Looks of disapproval all around. I did it.

Edit: Punctuation

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👤︎ u/Iamurcouch
📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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What sound does an Icelandic dog make?

Björk Björk

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👤︎ u/ToxicGluttony
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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