If you're going to bite the bullet

make sure its low cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naclbetter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job

But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Plumbing problems, dad joking the wife

We have recently been having problems with the plumbing, water draining very slowly etc. We tried different chemicals on different days to try and fix it before biting the bullet and getting someone clear them for us.

First day I started out with HCl and told my wife I was "going off to drop some acid." She groaned.

A few days later we switched to NaOH and I brushed my hair to the side and asked my wife if she liked my Skrillex impersonation. She told me it wasn't a very good impersonation. I said "hold your judgment for when I drop the base.".... She threatened me with a knife and told me to get out while laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kactusotp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2014
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