Hello Uglies!!
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Welcome to the fourth season of Dragula!! This season our monsters are battling to become America's Next Supermonster! Each week we will push these monsters out of their comfort zone. The strong shall rise to the top while the loser will be exterminated.
Welcome to the stage:
and...
The winner of Dragula Resurrection
The monsters enter the room one by one, before being told that they must find their way through an extreme maze of terror and survive the challenges within. They are told that anyone who doesn't make it through the maze will be exterminated.
All 10 monsters make it through the Fright Feat maze
... keep reading on reddit ➡The workroom previously themed for winners, immediately changes to be Miss Congeniality themed. One by one, all of the Miss Congeniality Queens walked to the workroom, wearing their Miss Congeniality sashes.
- Bimini Bon Boulash
- LaLa Ri
- Anita Wigl'it
- Pupi Poisson
- Tabitha
- Anubis
- Suki Doll
- Luquisha Lubamba
~SHE ALREADY DONE HAD HERSES~
"In this industry, you have to be cutthroat! But, we love a nice queen. Nevertheless, you need to show why you run this shit."
RuPaul walks down the steps and revels in seeing eight Miss Congenialities. Afterward, he begins to explain this week's challenge.
Well, Miss Congenialities. For this season of Drag Race, you have to kill the competition with kindness. Every week, a winner would earn a cash tip of $5000 and the Bottom 2 will lip sync for their life! However, the eliminated contestant won't be just leaving their hopes and dreams behind.
A stage light was lit up and it panned to eight, golden tickets.
This season, once you're eliminated you'll be giving one of your sisters the Congeniality Pass! This pass will protect its holder from being in the Bottom 2. However, you can't give it to those who won the challenge or were in the Bottom 2 with you. How will all of you handle this twist when there's $100,000?
This week, the queens would have to partake in the Congeniality Showcase, the best talent show for the nice girls. And on the runway, the category is Kindness Better Be Golden
Now, good luck, and don't fuck it up.
As the queens settled, everyone talked about what they're doing. Luquisha and Lala are doing an original song. Bimini is planning to do a flexibility showcase. Anita and Pupi both have talents based around comedy. Tabitha is planning to do a burlesque show. Anubis will be singing and as a tribute to her failed snatch game, Suki Doll will do a spoken monologue.
As the queens prepare their act, Bimini asked her UK sister Anubis whether she feels pressured, Shockingly, Anubis said no since she never got to show any of her talents during UK3. Even if she's eliminated first again, she's grateful for this second chance.
Tabitha asked Anita if she's seeking any RuDemption. Anita replied that she doesn't need to. After they both laughed, Anita then talked about how she was disappointed to be such an early out. Tabitha was also disappointed too, but more on the fact that a cheater beaten her in a lip-sync.
Pupi, Luquisha, and Lala goofed around the workroom, having such str
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Amy
Calcium, nickel, neon
"Thank you so much, ladies. I've made my decision.
Detox, you're a winner, baby! You've won a cash tip of $10,000!
Now, who have you picked to eliminate?"
"This queen just hasn't really been turning it for me, and I'm kinda tired of it. Sorry 'bout it, but I picked....
"Oh, wow. Well, as it is written, it shall be done. Alexis Mateo, you are sickening, no? and always will be an All-Star. Now, sashay away."
"Now, Manila, I must ask who you chose to be eliminated."
"I chose Darienne Lake."
"Well, I agree with you. I'm stepping in the game. Darienne Lake, you are, and always will be an All-Star. Now, sashay away.
A'Keria C. Davenport, you're safe."
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As an Earth-shattering roar of power rushes through the Runiverse, two more queens awaken.
Time is drawing near... are you ready?
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"Ladies, I hope you know now, more than ever after last week, that we are not playin' 'round up in here this time! We will send yo ass out! Now, this week's challenge is one that you all are very familiar with. It's Snatch Game! with a Deja Ru twist! I want to see you portray someone else that has been done on Snatch Game before, and we'll see who's snatch is the tightest, won't we? And, on the runway, Calling All the Animals! Give us your best animal print look!"
A'Keria C. Davenport as Tamar Braxton
Bimini Bon-Boulash as Marilyn Monroe
Detox as Cher
Jackie Cox as Fran Drescher
Jimbo as Julia Child
Manila Luzon as Joan Crawford
Trinity K. Bonet as Jenifer Lewis
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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
