Bill Pertwee Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Ah, Robert Holmes. The original Russell T Davies: left the show but couldn't stay away for long, 'cause he was just that good. The Two Doctors stands as one of his last contributions to Doctor Who... and it's absolutely deliriously bonkers. And I think we need to talk about this peculiar beast for a moment.

When people talk about the best Multi-Doctor tales, The Two Doctors rarely comes up outside of a snide half-sarcastic remark. Released during the diminishing back-end of the Classic era's lifespan, the idea of the Sixth Doctor encountering the Second comes off as a bizarre, random combination (one of many bizarre, random elements that's merely the tip of the iceberg). I think the most telling reason for its forgettable reputation is that the titular two Doctors barely interact throughout the entire story. People love The Three Doctors because we got to see Troughton and Pertwee bounce off each other and exchange barbs, which makes up for a fairly shaky narrative. Unfortunately, the fateful encounter between Troughton and Baker feels fairly superfluous to the real meat of the story. More on that later...

I think the only way to dissect this serial is to first boil down and explain all the disparate elements, because holy shit, there's so many moving parts in this story. To recount:

• Seville, Spain
• Androgums
• Sontarans
• The old ultraviolence
• The vegetarian aesop
• The Second Doctor and Jamie working for the Time Lords (i.e. the Season 6B stuff)
• The Sixth Doctor's timey-wimey BS in Dastari's lab
• Oscar the lepidopterist thespian restauranteur

So let's start with the setting. Originally, Holmes intended for the story to be set in New Orleans with plenty of humour at the expense of America, but this proved to be too ambitious, so they had to settle for a hacienda in the countryside of Seville. Many of the thematic points of the story are lost or blurred as a result. Honestly, I'm glad they chose Seville, it's a beautiful locale, the exterior scenes in the grasslands around the mansion have a gorgeously arid, pastoral palette. It's incorporated much more wholly than Amsterdam was in Arc of Infinity. Unfortunately, the international shoot caused massive production problems too extensive to detail here, but let's just say that those problems explain many of the cracks visible in the finished product. Although the setting is well used, the story never really justifies why exactly the Androgums and Sontarans decide to settle up in Sevill

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

You take away their little brooms

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap