A list of puns related to "Newbury, Berkshire"
I'm 16 living around the Newbury area I am new and am looking for someone to learn with and possibly to help teach me comment or dm me and we can get chatting I'm looking for someone between 2000 and 2006 ideally idm if u b or g or a frying pan it don't matter just don't be horrible and we'll get on fine
As the title says, looking for a game in Newbury, Berkshire to join. I miss playing DnD as a player. I have experience DMing in 5e and played a few games as a player in 4e.
I have plenty of character ideas on the backburner, let me know if you can help me out!
Thanks
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Hi everyone,
New to the area and am looking to join a group. I have run and played a few 3.5 games in the past but am looking to try 5e now.
Let me know if you have a game/know of someone/somewhere to look.
Many thanks and have a great day.
Drop me a message if you have anything in mind.
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Today is the anniversary of my husband's death from covid. In February of this year I had an asthma attack brought on by stress and covid. I called my Dr who arranged for me to collect an inhaler from Boots in Newbury, Berkshire. As all the shops were closed I parked in a local department store carpark and collected my inhaler. I didn't park well but there were hardly any other cars there. My rear wheel was over the line. (They sent photos). My husband and I were in Corfu at the time of his death, we had planned to spend a year following his retirement, as a consequence of our being out of the country our car had been registered to my mother in law's address, as advised by the DVLA. I received all my correspondence there but nothing from the parking company. The debt collector sent the fine to my son's address. I explained the circumstances to the company, I explained that there had been no loss of income as the carpark was empty. I explained that I had bought a ticket. I had to send proof of the circumstances so I sent my dr appointment and a copy of the death certificate. I have been informed by email today that the terms and conditions of the site were breached ad the PCN was issued correctly. Should I carry on fighting or give up and pay?
I amΒ in the process of doing some genealogical research for a friend and have been attempting to track down the marriage record of two of her relatives. I am attempting to break down a brick wall and identify the parents of the bride, who seem to be entirely missing from every record that I have found. I've been searching through records and struggling to identify them for some time but am hoping that they might be listed on the marriage certificate.
The marriage took place in April, May, or June 1940 in Newbury, Berkshire, England according to the "England and Wales Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005", so I reached out to the West Berkshire Superintendent Registrar. However, they are unable to accept international payments and I am unfortunately not located in the UKΒ - I live in Canada. Does anyone have any other suggestions for how I could obtain this record, or any experience performing international research in the UK from abroad? I don't even necessarily need a physical copy of the marriage record, only a digital copy or scan.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Yo guys,
I'm looking for a group that would be open to having a new player join. im not 100% down on everything the game has to offer just yet but I wouldnt consider myself a newbie anymore.
Let me know if you have a game/know of someone/somewhere to look.
Many thanks guys, have a great day.
Drop me a message if you have anything in mind.
Mentalpriest.
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