As a Mexican I appreciate a bilingual pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mexican_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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A bilingual pun for you all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCuriousProgram
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.

English fish: "Hi!"

Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"

(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Bilingual Pun: the Spanish Clothes Shopper

A man from Spain visiting the US walked into a clothes store. He said to the clerk, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor." Unfortunately, the clerk didn't speak Spanish, and the Spaniard didn't speak English. They searched all around the store, the clerk pointing to various items, hoping to find what the foreign customer wanted.

He pointed at jackets, but the foreigner shook his head and said "No quiero chaquetas." Then he pointed at shirts, but the client was not satisfied and said "No quiero ni camisas." The clerk pointed at sweaters, pants, shoes... but the Spaniard said he didn't want "ni sudaderas, ni pantalones, ni zapatos...".

They couldn't come across the item the shopper needed. Finally, the clerk points to a table of socks, and the man from Spain exclaimed with joy, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!" The clerk exploded in anger, shouting "If you could spell it, why didn't you say it before?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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Bilingual pun: If you study in the US, then work in Germany, you can pay back your loan with your Lohn.

Lohn is German for wages.

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My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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