The first Pay-Per-View of the calendar year comes live from Albany New York - 08.01.06

Match 1 - Edge vs Ric Flair (c) for the Intercontinental Championship.

For weeks Edge has called Ric Flair out for his recent arrest for road rage and has tried to further his career off the back of it. The intercontinental title hasn't really been mentioned in this feud at all making this not really feel like a championship match.

The match itself was very basic, I love Flair as much as the next guy but he didn't seem all that motivated here and Edge was playing the sh*t head heel we all loved to hate in 2006. Throw in plenty of interference from Lita and a screwy DQ finish, this one was a forgettable opener for both men.

Winner by disqualification and still Intercontinental Champion - Ric Flair. - 1 and a half stars (LT)

Following the match Edge levels Flair in the head with his money in the bank briefcase on his way out leaving the Nature Boy a bloody mess.

Match 2 - Trish Stratus (c) vs Mickie James for the Women's Championship.

I've got to say that this has been the best build and story going into a women's title match for as long as I can remember. It all started with Mickie coming in and helping Trish, later revealing herself to be Trish's biggest fan. In the weeks that followed Mickie would accompany Trish to matches, tag with her and eventually dress up like her. James even went as far as to kiss her under the mistletoe and admire Trish's... Assets. The champ would make clear that as much as she likes Mickie as a friend, she will do anything to keep the title.

The match is a pretty good one. Mickie is smiley for the most part until becoming frustrated with her idle. A few stiff shots is met with a couple of sloppy moments but overall a good story told in the ring. The finish sees Trish kick out of a Stratusfaction, duck a Mick Kick and nail Mickie with a Chick Kick.

Winner and still Womes Champion - Trish Stratus. - 2 and a half stars (LT)

In the back Gregory Helms interrupts Maria interviewing herself before we see Mrs. Benjamin order her son Shelton to eat some proper food instead of a protein bar.

We see Edge refuse to take part in Instant Access because he has bigger things on his mind. Lita steps in.

Match 3 - Gregory Helms vs Jerry 'The King' Lawler

This match stems from King criticising Helms for dumping the Hurricane gimmick, now he's without the mask and boring.

The match is as expected given King is way past his best, surprising to

Another name list from the facebook baby bump group I am in. This time my baby girls name is on the list!! She came almost 3 weeks early :)

Girls-

Sunday Paloma

Violet Dallas

Adelyn

Maia Grace Phoenix

Mia Patricia

Stevie Jennifer

Quinn Margaret

Ariana Lily-Grace

Ava Elizabeth

Madilyn Jayne

Molly Mae

Kathleen Clare

Indi Lee

Kalani Grace

Regina (reggie) Janine

Norah

Madeline Skye

Ella May

Charlotte Rain

Lola May

Scarlett Claire

Maliyah Ohana

Cora Maeve

Indie May

Sophie Violet

Genevieve Louise

Boys-

Khai Presley

Banks Austin

Luca Jarek

Darcy Lee

Artemis David

Arlo Corbin

Lennox Quinn

Luke Harry

Maddox

Atley Rayne

Benji Ren

Brock

George Mark

Lincoln

Henry Brian

Anders Henrik

Eli James Matthew

Harvey Charles

Khylo James

Alexander John

Maverick Royce

Montgomery Gregory

Corbin John Michael

Eli Joseph

Jax James

Oakley James (twin of Marnus Robert)

Marnus Robert (twin of Oakley James)

Caleb Matthew

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1. Shouse – Love Tonight (Vintage Culture & Kiko Franco Remix) 06:26 123bpm Cmaj
2. Stylo, Space Motion – Yeke Yeke (Original Mix) 06:03 122bpm C maj
3. Mele – Groove La Afrika (Original Mix) 05:26 127bpm B maj
4. Joeski – Gitana (Original Mix) 06:58 125bpm C min
5. Louie Vega, Harry Romero, Vega & Romero – El Ritmo (Original Mix) 06:39 125bpm Fm
6. Malone, BLOND:ISH, The Kimonos – Bana (BLOND:ISH Touch Edit) 06:20 120bpm D min
7. La Santa Music, Sparrow & Barbossa – Cumanayagua (Original Mix) 06:06 123bpm A♭maj
8. Kiki Botonaki – Intimate Heights (Christos Fourkis Ritual Afro Mix) 05:29 123bpm B♭ min
9. Javi Colors, Dr. Alfred – Feeling Good (Original Mix) 06:31 124bpm Dmin
10. Jerome Sydenham, Fatima Njai, Mario Punchard – Trans Afro Express (Vocal Dub Mix) 06:58 124bpm E maj
11. Ucha, Darksidevinyl – Zaiana (Original Mix) 06:50 122bpm Amin
12. Joeski – Toque De Palo (Original Mix) 06:35 125bpm A♭ min
13. MD X-Spress – God Made Me Phunky (HCCR Extended Remix) 07:47 126bpm B♭ min
14. Malone, Calussa – More Life (After Hours Mix) 05:47 122bpm Em
15. Malone, Calussa – More Life (Original Mix) 07:01 122bpm Em
16. Hot Oasis – Behbk (Original Mix) 07:32 122bpm C maj
17. Federico Scavo – Watchin’ Out (The Deepshakerz Extended Mix) 05:15 123bpm C min
18. Back33back – Awesome Bouna (Extended Mix) 07:20 114bpm Dm
19. DJ Gregory, Gregor Salto – Canoa (Original Mix) 09:06 127bpm B♭ min
20. Andre Rizo – All the Things (Darksidevinyl Extended Remix) 05:52 124bpm D min
21. Sunar – Samadhi (Extended Mix) 06:56 120bpm A
22. Liva K, Awen, Jordy (GR) – In Your Eyes (Original Mix) 07:39 122bpm E♭ min
23. Kususa – Inkinga (Extended Mix) 06:25 122bpm G♭min
24. Simone Vitullo, David Herrero – Higher feat. Shrii (Extended Mix) 06:15 123bpm C maj
25. Rene Amesz, The Deepshakerz – Tribal Mantra (Sllash & Doppe Remix) 05:36 124bpm Dm
26. Oliver Koletzki – Fire in the Jungle (Lunar Plane Remix) 06:48 123bpm Amin
27. Rosalinda de la Espada – Quiribi (Yamil Remix) 06:06 116bpm A♭maj
28. Joeski – El Santo (Original Mix) 06:56 125bpm Amin
29. Luke Alessi – Till´s Theme (Original Mix) 06:45 125bpm E min
30. Laroz – Miombo (Sam Shure Cowbell Dub) 06:08 120bpm G♭ maj
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Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Sudden Lee

Here is another name list compiled from October 2019 baby bumpers. Keep in mind the kiddos below turned one this past October/Sept. The list is split between girls and boys and nicknames are noted if the parent noted it. We had just over 200 names submitted from our lovely bumper group so thank you to them!

Girls:

• Abigail Florence
• Ada Mae
• Adeline Estel nn Ada
• Adeline Jean
• Adelyn Monroe
• Alice June
• Alura Zelda
• Amelia Mae
• Anna Marie
• Antonella Maria
• Anya Adair
• Ariana Camille
• Astrid
• Astrid
• Augusta
• Ava Isabella
• Bridget
• Brienne Autumn
• Brooklyn Skye
• Bryn Inara
• Carla Ruby
• Casimira
• Catarina Mercedes
• Cecilia Bliss nn Cece B
• Charlotte Elizabeth
• Chloe Madison
• Clara Carmel
• Clara Jane Rae
• Clara Jane
• Clara K. A.
• Claudia Elyse
• Dani Le
• Danni Mae
• Eleanora Claire
• Elliot Nova
• Emily Kay
• Emma Abigail
• Evelyn Kazimiera
• Evelyn Madrona
• Fern Lucy
• Flora Blue
• Freya Alice
• Genevieve Rose
• Gyda
• Hannah Elise
• Hannah Rose
• Haven Marian
• Hazel Dawn
• Hazel Grace
• Hazel Rae
• Heidi JoyAnn
• Iris
• Isla Claire
• Joanna James
• June Lawrence
• Juniper Susan
• Kyra Calee
• Laken Mae
• Leah Rose
• Lianna Robin
• Lila
• Lily Dorothea
• Lily Katherine
• Lindsay Marie
• Lucy Elizabeth
• Luna Rose
• Madeleine Gray
• Madelyn Grace
• Mae Olivia
• Magnolia Elsie nn Maggie
• Margaret (Maggie) Grace
• Margot Sage
• Marlo Wallis
• Mira Jeannette
• Natalie Doris
• Nora Juliette
• Olivia Joy
• Penelope (Penny) Isabella
• Penelope Tien Xin
• Penelope
• Pepper
• Petra Soleil
• Philippa Grace nn Pip
• Phoebe Douglas
• Quinn Marie
• Raizel
• Raya Nechama
• Reagan Pyper
• Ruby Jane
• Ruby Nila
• Ryann Tori
• Sadie Grace Victoria
• Salem Wilder
• Samantha Lucia
• Shiloh Seraphina
• Sloane Cordelia
• Sloane Madeline
• Sophia Joy
• Sophia Madeleine
• Theodora Heather
• Una Faye
• Vera Astrid
• Wednesday Carmen
• Zoe
• Zoë

Boys:

• Adrian James
• Aidan Frances
• Alexander Wolfgang
• Alphonsus (Alfie) James
• Aodhan Roger
• Archie Lee
• Ari
• Ari Kai Ming
• Asher Alexander
• Asher Ary
• Ashur
• Atlas James
• Atticus Byron
• Atticus Michael
• Benjamin “Benji” James
• Benjamin Fletcher Reid
• Blair
• Bodhi Bader
• Brooks Alexander
• Calvin Scott
• Charles August nn Chip
• Clifford Graig
• Coen Anthony
• Cole James
• Colton Harris
• Connor Jameson
• Damien Jai
• Daniel Theodor

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

Windows

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

it's Hans free now..

second hand stores!

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A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

and not:

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

A few days ago I posted a list of 120 sequels that are coming out in 2021. But of course it's not just sequels that we have to look forward to in the new year; please enjoy these standalones and new series!

Epic Fantasy

• The Forever Sea, Joshua Philip Johnson, Jan. 9
  • On the never-ending, miles-high expanse of prairie grasses known as the Forever Sea, Kindred Greyreach is just beginning to fit in with the crew of her new ship when she receives devastating news.
• Hall of Smoke, HM Long, Jan. 19
  • Hessa is a warrior priestess with the power to turn an enemy's bones to dust with a scream. Banished for disobeying her goddess's command to murder a traveler, she must atone for her weakness and secure her place with her loved ones in the High Halls.
• The Bone Maker, Sarah Beth Durst, Mar. 9
  • In a world of towering mountains and sparkling cities, a band of aging warriors have a second chance to defeat dark magic and avenge a haunting loss.
• Son of the Storm, Suyi Davis Okungbowa, May 11
  • A young scholar's ambition threatens to reshape an empire determined to retain its might in this epic tale of violent conquest, buried histories, and forbidden magic.
• The Blacktongue Thief, Christopher Buehlman, May 25
  • Kinch Na Shannack owes the Takers Guild a small fortune for his education as a thief. His debt has driven him to lie in wait by the old forest road, planning to rob the next traveler that crosses his path. But today, he's picked the wrong mark.
• The Jasmine Throne, Tasha Suri, Jun. 8
  • A captive princess and a maidservant in possession of forbidden magic become unlikely allies on a dark journey to save their empire from the princess's traitor brother.
• Empire of the Vampire, Jay Kristoff, Sep. 16
  • Twenty-seven years have passed since the last sunrise, and for almost three decades, the creatures of the night have walked the day without fear.

Political Fantasy

• The Mask of Mirrors, MA Carrick, Jan. 19
  • Renata is a con artist with o

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Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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