Benjamin (name) Puns

A list of puns related to "Benjamin (name)"

Dad: Son did you know you were named after Benjamin Franklin?

Son: But Dad my name is Scott. How could I be named after him?

Dad: He was named in 1706.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconIfeelheavy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Discussing my parent's cats name with my dad...

We call him Kenjamin but his proper name is Kenjamin Benjamin. This was our text message exchange yesterday and thought it was worthy of sharing.

Dad: After watching the olympics I decided Kenjamin is Chinese.

Me: What? I need you to explain further.

Dad: Ken Xia Minh

Me: Oh my god...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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If I ever have twin sons...

I'm going to name them both Benjamin, and they will get bunkbeds. So every night when I put them to bed I can say I'm stacking benji's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyTimeTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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What did the Jamaican name his son?

Benjamin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyroMojo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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