A list of puns related to "Benjamin Name"
Son: But Dad my name is Scott. How could I be named after him?
Dad: He was named in 1706.
We call him Kenjamin but his proper name is Kenjamin Benjamin. This was our text message exchange yesterday and thought it was worthy of sharing.
Dad: After watching the olympics I decided Kenjamin is Chinese.
Me: What? I need you to explain further.
Dad: Ken Xia Minh
Me: Oh my god...
I'm going to name them both Benjamin, and they will get bunkbeds. So every night when I put them to bed I can say I'm stacking benji's.
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