Beer nuts Puns

Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck

Beer nuts are $1.47, deer nuts are under a buck.

Made this joke up in the 3rd grade (you can't tell by the pricing). I'm very old now. Still a winner.

Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.

One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck

Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.

Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.

Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck

Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.

Beer nuts cost 2.50 deer nuts are just under a buck.

Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are usually around $2.50. Deer nuts are always just under a buck.

One's under dollar fifty, the other's under a buck !

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are a $1.99 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are a buck 29, Deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are $1.59. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts can be expensive but deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are $2, deer nuts are under a buck.

Heard this on a radio commercial.

Beer nuts are just under a dollar, deer nuts are just under a buck.

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, deer nuts are under a buck.

Beer nuts are around $1.79 and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Beer nuts are a $1.95 and deer nuts are under a buck.