You can be -273,15 °C (-457,87 °F) but still be 0K.
I might be getting older, but I still don't need glasses.
I drink straight from the bottle.
watch out, he might still be conscious
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Vacuums are the only thing that can be really expensive and still suck
You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.
Laos may be landlocked... but it's still Laotian!!
A month ago I was kidnapped because my husband is a wealthy landowner. It turns out, all the kidnappers wanted was one of his quarries. It's a very profitable quarry, to be sure, but still.
Now I know what it feels like to be taken for granite.
My son told me that any Thanos quote can be used in a conversation and it will still make sense.
What did the old, ripped rope say to the young strong rope when asked if it can still be used to tug a boat?
Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...
They really are fucking heroes
There’s still a lot to be discovered about Mars
We’ve only scratched the surface
I may be young but I still made the cashier at Walmart cringe with this one.
I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.
If I washed my hair with fake shit, would it still be considered sham poo?
Pablo Escobar would still be a drug kingpin today
If it weren’t for you Medellín kids.
when you buy a new watch one of the part will still be second hand
My son might be too young to get it, but I still chuckled
My son is almost 2 and he likes to say goodbye to absolutely everything. We were watching airplanes fly by and this happened:
Son: Bye, plane!
Me: That's not a biplane!
My 7yr old got me: If the pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famous for?
Being like 400 years old.
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
...
"Let me out of this box!"
Just happened: dad, if you had a head transplant, would you still be yourself?
I said: no, you'd be someBODY else.
I was venting to my dad about how frustrating it is to still be stuck in undergrad.
He told me not to worry, I'm still in my prime.
I'm 23.
While I may be circumcised, at least I still have my forehead skin.
"If Elvis were alive today he'd still be singing"
to which my uncle replied "I'm pretty sure he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin"
Will dad jokes still be dad jokes when we're the dads making them?
This is kind of a chicken/egg dillema for me. Will a new crop of dads mark the beginning of a new type of dad joke or is the very nature of the dad joke immune to generational shifts?
He may be old but he's still a dad go'damit
I was playing golf with my grandfather and I was having a pretty bad day. Some birds start to fly down right in front of the tee box and the rest goes like this
Me: Oh man all my balls have gone really high, I hope i don't hit a bird
Grandpa: That would be the closet thing to a birdie you would have all day
Me: ...
Grandpa: Falls over from laughing so hard
If your hand was cut off, would it still be a part of you?
No, but it would be apart from you.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
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