My company is moving offices soon and I need to name my new bay.
Suggestions include: Obay-Wan Keno-bay, Judgement Bay, Harlem Bake (ugh), Bay of the Walking Dead and Bays of Our Lives
I typically fancy myself a fine lexicon artist, but am running low on ideas. Help me, those that are punnier than I!
Because he's fat.
It only costs a buck an ear.
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
Buccaneer
Silence of the Lambeau
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
Because then they'd be bagels.
To get to the other tide.
Your Old Bay
He was a frat buoy.
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
It was an Otis wedding.
Wis-continental.
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
....at bay!
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
Because then they’d be bagels.
Bagels
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
Because if they flew by the bay, they’d be bagels.
Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels.
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
A buccaneer.
If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Because then they would be baygulls! (You’re welcome)
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Because then they’d be bagels
Because then they would be bagels.
Because then they’d be called Baygulls...
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
Because then they'd be bagels.
Because then they would be bagels
