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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
YO! PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC HERE! IMMA BRING Y'ALL THE TRUTH. DO YOU THINK BANANO IS JUST ABOUT FUN AND GAMES? WELL YES! BUT LET ME TELL YOU. BANANO IS ACTUALLY ALSO A WEAPON IN THE WAR AGAINST OUR BROKEN FINANCIAL SYSTEM. DON'T BELIEVE ME? HEAR ME OUT!
IT ALL STARTED 7 DECEMBER 2019 WHEN A BANANA TAPED TO A WALL SOLD FOR 120 000 DOLLAR.
AFTER THAT ON 19-12-2019, ELON TWEETED A PICTURE OF A CYBERTRUCK WITH A BANANA TAPED TO THE BACK, CAPTIONED "ART IN MOTION". COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. HE DELETED IT SOON AFTER BECAUSE IT WAS WAY TOO OBVIOUS, OBVIOUSLY!
ON FEBRUARY THE 3RD 2021, ELON CHANGED HIS BIO TO "META FOR K". HE ALSO CHANGED HIS PROFILE PICTURE TO "A FORK IN THE ROAD".
"META FOR K" IS OBVIOUSLY REFERRING TO "THE METAVERSE" AND POTASSIUM.
"THE FORK IN THE ROAD" SYMBOLIZES 2 THINGS:
-BANANO IS A FORK OF NANO
-A FORK IN THE ROAD ALSO MEANS CHANGE IN DIRECTION
18 OCTOBER 2021 SOME "ART PROJECT" INSTALLED A HARAMBE STATUE ON WALL STREET AND COVERED THE BRONZE BULL IN BANANAS. THEY SAID THEY INSTALLED THE STATUE TO SHOW THAT WALL STREET HAS BECOME "BANANAS". AND WE ALL KNOW THAT TO BE TRUE. MONEY HAS THE POWER TO MAKE THINGS POSSIBLE, BUT THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS HOLDING US DOWN. IT'S A WAY OF CONTROL RATHER THAN A WAY OF MOVING FORWARD. WE HAVE TO STOP RUNNING IN CIRCLES AND FOCUS ON THE WELL BEING OF EVERYONE. INCLUDING EARTH CHAN. UWU
ON 2 NOVEMBER 2021, ELON TWEETED AN ANCIENT CHINESE POEM "THE QUATRAIN OF THE SEVEN STEPS". BASICALLY SAYING: WE GREW FROM THE SAME ROOT, WHY ARE WE HURTING EACH OTHER. THIS IS CLEARLY REFERRING TO TODAY'S COLLAPSING SOCIETY. WE'RE SO CAUGHT UP WITH JUDGING HOW WE DIFFER THAT WE FORGET WE'RE ALL HUMAN. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES BUT IT'S TIME TO LEARN FROM THEM AND MOVE ON.
8 NOVEMBER 2021, DOGE UPDATE 1.15.4 (15+4=19) WAS AN UPDATE DO REDUCE FEES.
MORE ABOUT THE DOG-COIN HYPE.
IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT DOG-COINS AND NFTS ARE TRENDING! IT'S SOCIAL MEDIA MANIPULATION WITH MODERN WARFARE, AI.
*WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES, CONTROLS THE UNIVERS
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
