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In 2017 in Romania, the father Mihai sold his BMW to his cousin, a man named Dorin, for 2000 euro's. Later, the car broke down and Dorin demanded a refund. Mihai refused, which prompted an enraged Dorin to smash Mihai's new car and the old BMW with a hammer. A criminal case was opened, but the two cousins reconciled. Despite this, Dorin continued to demand a refund, and Mihai refused.
January 2019: In the cold night, Dorin got drunk and drove an hour to Mihai's house. At 4:30am, Mihai and his family woke up to loud noises. Mihai saw a figure using a chainsaw to cut open the front door. He called 112 (Romanian 911) on his cell phone. He reported that someone was using a chainsaw to break down the door and begged the police to come. The police simply told Mihai to go back to sleep: "you must be hearing the neighbour cutting wood".
Mihai realized the danger and told his younger son: βRun, hide! This guy will kill us! β The son jumped out the window and broke both legs, but was able to escape. The other residents of the house barricaded themselves in a bedroom.
Mihai himself ran out the back door of the house. The intruder Dorin noticed the two fleeing, and ran after them. His target was Mihai. Mihai to climb the yard's fence, but the assailant caught up to him on the fence and beheaded him with the chainsaw. Mihai died on the spot, in a pool of blood.
The noise of the commotion alerted the neighbors. Some called the police and several crews arrived at the scene. The ambulance also came. They found the killer Dorin on the street, not far from his victim Mihai.
Dorin was captured and sentenced to 25 years behind bars.
Pictures:
Picture of the damaged house door
Picture of the house and the fence
Sources:
https://evz.ro/bmw-crima-sanandrei.html
[https://observatornews.ro/eveniment/criminal-drujba-sanandrei-inchisoare-v
... keep reading on reddit β‘https://youtu.be/wzeACqfgKB0 I had the privilege of seeing Clarence once in San Diego! Such a great & talented gentleman!
I woke up this morning to a knock at the door and was groaning because I was certain it was the Jehovah's Witnesses coming to ruin my late morning in. Again. They knocked, and they rang so I figured I should at least get up and wish them a Happy New Year.
So I was very surprised to see FedEx at the door needing me to sign for a package. 'That's weird' I thought. The only thing I was waiting on was a book I bought for my friend. 'Why does *that* need a signature?' She then brought over a very large box that was much, much bigger than any book I'd ever seen.
I lugged it inside very confused and still tired, trying to remember what the heck I ordered that constituted this. I realized that it had my username on the label and this was Secret Santa, so I was even more confused! What could it possibly be!
I finally opened the box and I was absolutely astonished at what as in front of me. I honestly didn't even believe it was for me, I never get anything like this! I thought there had to be some mistake. The more I took out of the box the more there was. A backpack full of survival gear, a wooden train model, grilled cheese cookbook, a bartending set, Nintendo Switch, and an Oculus Rift! I was in shock. And at the top of it all was the graphic novel series Snowpiercer and the 2013 movie adaptation.
After laying it all out I finally found the card and the identity of my Santa - Steven Ogg, an actor who is on the TV show adaptation of Snowpiercer, as well The Walking Dead, Westworld, GTA V, etc. It took me several minutes to comprehend that a famous actor just sent got me Christmas gifts. In my first Reddit Secret Santa. I've never met a celebrity before, but I think this tops any selfie I would have taken with one.
2020 was a ridiculous year for me (hot take, I know) and I really was not looking forward to the holidays because I knew I wouldn't get to see anyone given the current situation. I had friends get sick, and one of my parents both had heart surgery and had to fight off Covid. So Christmas day was pretty stressful and just filled with dread (everyone is okay now thankfully).
Waking up to this, though, was the most Christmas Morning feeling I have had in a very long time and I just want to say how grateful I am. I can't wait for my parents to be completely safe so I can show them VR. I am just exuberant right now, and huge thank you to Steven Ogg from your new number one fan haha.
To everyone else I hope you enjoyed your Secret San
... keep reading on reddit β‘Cigars here, cat for scale? really she just likes the smell of them so he made her happy. /u/morkman100 definitely did his homework and sent me some incredible sticks.
He sent Tatuajes:
10th anniversary robusto (I have one that I've been resting for about a year, this will make it easier to let it go and smoke it finally)
Ambos Mundos Habano Robusto
Ambos Mundos Sumatra Robusto (Love the Ambos Mundos)
El triunfador robusto (Never had the pleasure, can't wait to try it)
Fausto Robusto (Cant go wrong with the Fausto, one of my top cigars)
Havana VI Robusto (My first tatuaje and what probably drew me into the hobby in the first place)
La Riqueza Robusto (Also new to me and ecited to try)
Reserva Robusto
But wait, there's more!!! He sent me all new to me lanceros!
Herrera Esteli
JdN Cabinetta
Nicaraguan Ligero Laced 2nd
Padron Ambassador
Yes folks, that's not all, he also included:
Diesel Unlimited d.5 (Can't get enough of anything Diesel makes)
La Aroma de Cuba Corona (Another favorite and the corona is my top size)
JdN Joya Red Robusto
A really dirty rat (or as the label says, Swisher Sweets Grape) (Who knew this would be their first release together...lol)
He also did not forget to honor our brothers on the little island to the south, he included:
Bolivar Royal Corona (2013)
The CCotM Partagas Mille Fleur (I have 1 cuban I've been sitting on as I've never smoked one before, so these are super exciting to get!)
My fingers hurt, but there's still more!! He included the ever elusive
Ron Mexico.... (I think he though this was the "coal" in my gift, little does he know, I nub these like no tomorrow)
He also sent me some Russell Stovers candy, 2 christmas tree ornaments, one of which is perfect for holding two cigars (Ron Mexico's as ornaments?) aaaaand a cigar tasting journal!
This is an incredible gift that I am super happy with.
Didnβt realize that was needed to paint too and bottom. Only originally painted front and back and hinge side and strike side. Thanks!
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