Vaccines on way, Chhattisgarh set to roll out vaccination for 18-44 age group The government will start vaccinating the Antyodaya Anna Yojana card holders first, followed by BPL and APL card holders, moving up the socio-economic chain, Health Minister T S Singh Deo said. indianexpress.com/articleโ€ฆ
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Vaccines on way, Chhattisgarh set to roll out vaccination for 18-44 age group The government will start vaccinating the Antyodaya Anna Yojana card holders first, followed by BPL and APL card holders, moving up the socio-economic chain, Health Minister T S Singh Deo said. indianexpress.com/articleโ€ฆ
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Congressโ€™ Abhishek Singhvi to move Bill for enforcing two-child norm In the Bill, the disincentives for those who do not comply include barring them from contesting elections, getting promotions in govt services, receiving govt subsidy โ€” barring those in the BPL category or applying for Group A jobs indianexpress.com/articleโ€ฆ
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Making a new group [BPL] [Flexible] [Online]

Hey, so I'm new to rping. I played a few games of dnd here and there, and a couple other variations of it. I wanted to know how many people would be interested in a discord server for rping. It wouldn't be anything fancy, some in-depth but not too specific characters, and different channels to chat in rather than having sessions. If enough people were interested, I'll make it and you can help with worldbuilding and giving ideas for the different channels to include if you want to. My discord is MysteriousGal7#1831 if you're interested :)

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BPL Pick Ratio Week 1 Group A and B
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BPL group format needs to change

Come on, 13 hours. That's how long it took to finish all the games. Players were tired, casters were tired, Joltz was tired, audience was bored. Sure there were some technical issues that extended the whole process by an hour give or take. But still, a live event shouldn't take so damn long.

I know Battlerite for its intensive combat and quick matches. So why do we have BO5 matches out of BO9 rounds per match for group matches? Is this a MOBA or what?

Imho, either group matches need to be split to 2 day event or we need shorter matches. Having everything in one day is just insane.

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Is there a group or something that get together and watch the BPL live?

Games usually kick off at around 5am and end around 11am.

Would love to do this in isla vista instead of going to a pub downtown to go watch the games.

If there is not. anyone have any interest?

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BPL Groups - EU Group Of Death! youtu.be/a0Qy7Pwyz_Y
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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$MU Micron Technology, deep-dive Adderall-fueled DD, โ€œBack on the rocks! Back on the rocks, baby!โ€

Part 2: $MU (Micron Technologies) DD (part 2, more concise); A look at the price history on Friday and this week, LPDDR5X DRAM, P/E Ratio, NAND Flash growth, and the CEO's performance.

Official DD theme music: MEGA NRG MAN - BACK ON THE ROCKS and [Manuel - GAS GAS GAS] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8) and Ken Blast - The Top please listen to this as you read. Eurobeat music will give you Adderall like effects and help you read/comprehend this DD. The lyrics are also quite stock-y.

โ€œWhen you get to the top

You ever been to the top?

Just listen... let me tell ya

Hear what you're missin'

Shut up and listen!

In the beginning you'll get crazy

Spending all the money you got

No more women to love you now

You gotta go and leave townโ€œ

So Iโ€™ve taken my daily Adderall, caffeine, and nicotine; Iโ€™m in a DD mood. I was requested by a few users to write an $MU (Micron Technology) DD.

Company profile:

โ€œThe world is moving to a new economic model, where data is driving value creation in ways we had not imagined just a few years ago. Data is todayโ€™s new business currency, and memory and storage are strategic differentiators which will redefine how we extract value from data to expand the global economy and transform our society.

As the leader in innovative memory solutions, Micron is helping the world make sense of data by delivering technology that is transforming how the world uses information to enrich life for all. Through our global brands โ€” Micron and Crucial โ€” we offer the industryโ€™s broadest portfolio. We are the only company manufacturing todayโ€™s major memory and storage technologies: DRAM, NAND, and NOR technology.

By providing foundational capability for innovations like AI and 5G across data center, the intelligent edge, and consumer devices, we unlock innovation across industries including healthcare, automotive and communications. Our technology and expertise are central to maximizing value from cutting-edge computing applications and new business models which disrupt and advance the industry.

*From our roots in Boise, Idaho, Micron has grown into an influential global presence committed to being the best memory company in the world. This means conducting business with integrity, accountability, and prof

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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New Music Friday: November 12th, 2021

#Albums

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Sad State of Politics in India

It's funny to see how everyone has just jumped out of the "development" wagon and all anyone cares is whether people from their caste are in power or not. Journalists have done nothing but fuel this with their own ulterior motives.

Asim Ali in his The Hindu piece ("Re-establishing ownership of the Mandal space") gives life lessons to "ailing" Mandal parties on how they can defeat the Hindutva movement. Is this how we're supposedย to grow our socio-economic status and provide better resources to the poor?

Hindutva based parties keep talking about how all the Hindus are in "danger" and the Mandal parties keep attacking them with their backward class card. Why is no one talking about the urgent need to fix the education system (the backbone of India's development)? Why is no one talking about the failing and ailing MSMEs in the country? Why is lifting the most disadvantaged group (BPLs) not a priority anymore? All anyone can think about is which caste/religion holds more power in which region.

It's high time we come out (easier said than done) of the caste based election system if we want true altruist people to take the lead and drive our country toward prosperity and happiness.

Most of the politicians in our country are uneducated hardened criminals with multiple murder, rape, corruption charges. How do you expect them to take progressive and just decisions on behalf of you?

We should have some kind of report card or a grading system for each constituency. People should be made aware of the successes and failures of their candidates to help them make informed decisions. The grass root approach is the only thing that can help us eradicate this caste cancer from our elections only then we'll be able to focus on the actual problems and try solving them.

Politicians, be it Modi-Shah or Akhilesh or Rahul, are doing what Britishers did to us 200 years ago, divide the hell out of people, instigate hate between groups, and use this fear to rule them. The sad part about all this is that journalists, who are supposed to keep a check on them, have become their ally. We need to wake up to the fact that no one, none of the politiciansย really care about religion and caste, they just use it to rile up people and spread fear among people.

TL DR - Politics in India is truly absolutely fucked and I don't see it getting any better.

PS - Sorry for going all over the place and not structuring it correctly.

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Naan-negotiable
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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$MU Micron Technology, deep-dive Adderall-fueled DD, โ€œBack on the rocks! Back on the rocks, baby!โ€

Official DD theme music: MEGA NRG MAN - BACK ON THE ROCKS and [Manuel - GAS GAS GAS] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8) and Ken Blast - The Top please listen to this as you read. Eurobeat music will give you Adderall like effects and help you read/comprehend this DD. The lyrics are also quite stock-y.

โ€œWhen you get to the top

You ever been to the top?

Just listen... let me tell ya

Hear what you're missin'

Shut up and listen!

In the beginning you'll get crazy

Spending all the money you got

No more women to love you now

You gotta go and leave townโ€œ

So Iโ€™ve taken my daily Adderall, caffeine, and nicotine; Iโ€™m in a DD mood. I was requested by a few users to write an $MU (Micron Technology) DD. Apologies for posting this so soon after my Logitech DD, but the weekend is when I have time to write stimulant-fueled DDโ€™s.

A lot of people didnโ€™t like how long my Logitech DD was, so Iโ€™ll shorten my MU DD and make it more readable for you illiterate regards.

Company profile:

โ€œThe world is moving to a new economic model, where data is driving value creation in ways we had not imagined just a few years ago. Data is todayโ€™s new business currency, and memory and storage are strategic differentiators which will redefine how we extract value from data to expand the global economy and transform our society.

As the leader in innovative memory solutions, Micron is helping the world make sense of data by delivering technology that is transforming how the world uses information to enrich life for all. Through our global brands โ€” Micron and Crucial โ€” we offer the industryโ€™s broadest portfolio. We are the only company manufacturing todayโ€™s major memory and storage technologies: DRAM, NAND, and NOR technology.

By providing foundational capability for innovations like AI and 5G across data center, the intelligent edge, and consumer devices, we unlock innovation across industries including healthcare, automotive and communications. Our technology and expertise are central to maximizing value from cutting-edge computing applications and new business models which disrupt and advance the industry.

*From our roots in Boise, Idaho, Micron has grown into an influential global presence committed to being the best memory company in the world. This means conducting business with integrity, accountability, and professionalism and supporting our

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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