B type Puns

But it was a type O.

At work, talking to my male coworker while he's stocking.

Me: I found out my blood type is B+.

Coworker: You should always be positive!

Priest:"Im a Type-A"

Monk:"Im a Type-B"

Rabbit:"Im a Type-O"

When the arrive they are asked what bloodtypes they have.

The priest thinks and says “I believe I am a type A positive”

The minister says“I’m quite certain I'm a type B negative”

The rabbit tugs on his beard and thoughtfully says “I think I’m a type O”

Last one he created was a Type-O

My blood type is B-Negative.

^(A), ^(B), and ^(C) walk into a bar.

Barman says "we don't serve your type in here".

Even her blood type is B negative

Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.

"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."

"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."

The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."

Me: "Dad, I donated blood yesterday, do you know what my blood type is?"

Dad: "well... I'm B, and your mom is O, so you must be BO"

Mom: " ... he has been waiting 22 years for you to ask that"

So my sister is pregnant and very pessimistic from being very pregnant. They're discussing blood types at the dinner table and I walk in mid conversation.

Bro-in-law: "You are A negative, and I am trying to B positive."

My sister started crying, I think because the joke was so bad.

Sister: You know, on BBC it said that scientists found a new type of piranha in Sweden.

General "oh really" "cool" "wow"

Dad: What did they call it, piranh-b?

The doctor asked my wife if she knew her blood type she said no but then I said it must be A Negative because she has A Negative personality. My wife gives me that look, the doctor rolls his eyes. The doctor then asks me if I know my blood type for some reason (http://www.betterbirth.com/site/rh-negative) I say it's B Positive, because my personality is always to B Positive. Wife puts her face in her hand, doctor chuckles.

me: My blood type is o+

him: That's right, you should always be O+ person. It's not good to B-.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk in to donate blood:

The priest says- “I’m a type A”

The minister says- “I’m a type B”

The rabbit says- “I’m a typo”

My blood type is B Negative.

The priest says "I'm type a". The minister says, "I'm type b". The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type o".

Even my blood type tells me to B Negative

That even my blood type is B negative.