Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?

It was a fender bender.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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My daughter is the only person left in my entire family tree who has a head of curls.

She's the last hair bender.

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📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Airbender, Waterbender...

The girlfriend and I were in the car yesterday with her two young kids in the backseat. They were talking about what sort of "bender" they wanted to be.

Girl: "I would be an airbender!"

Boy: "I'm a waterbender."

Just then a truck passes us, driving a bit wildly.

Me: "That guy wants to be a fenderbender."

Cue evil glare from girlfriend.

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There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.

He's known as "the Fender bender".

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📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.

I was a Fender bender.

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👤︎ u/MattFA2
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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My friend broke my guitar yesterday.

I guess you could call it a Fender bender.

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📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What I call the whammy bar on my Stratocaster

A Fender bender.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...

...but it was nothing serious. Just a fender bender.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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What do you call it when you accidentally play a stratocaster all weekend?

A fender bender!

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📅︎ Apr 01 2017
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I accidentally dropped my guitar...

It was a Fender bender.

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👤︎ u/Nickrine55
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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My 10-year-old daughter just got me.

Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.

She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"

I have to be doing something right.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Shared this one to my family

I got into a fender bender in our neighborhood this morning. Everyone is ok, but it hit a little close to home.

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👤︎ u/bpkray
📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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