A list of puns related to "B Bender"
It was a fender bender.
She's the last hair bender.
The girlfriend and I were in the car yesterday with her two young kids in the backseat. They were talking about what sort of "bender" they wanted to be.
Girl: "I would be an airbender!"
Boy: "I'm a waterbender."
Just then a truck passes us, driving a bit wildly.
Me: "That guy wants to be a fenderbender."
Cue evil glare from girlfriend.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
I was a Fender bender.
I guess you could call it a Fender bender.
A Fender bender.
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
...but it was nothing serious. Just a fender bender.
A fender bender!
It was a Fender bender.
Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.
She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"
I have to be doing something right.
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