The roofing business in my town is offering an excellent promotion.
If you buy one roof, it’s on the house.
Excellent customer service.
I bought a T-Shirt the other day but it kept giving me static electric shocks every time I tried to wear it.
I took it back to the store and they kindly replaced it with another one free of charge.
Pregnant horses would be excellent in a race
They have twice the horsepower
This next joke is about automotive aerodynamic surfaces...
"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
A number kept moving around on my Excel spreadsheet
I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
I'm starting a service helping people break up with their significant others over dinner
Why does Utah have such poor cell phone service?
Spiders are excellent programmers,
They're just so great at debugging
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....
.....the mammothematician.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...
...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
I’m excellent at wrapping presents...
How does a salad begin a religious service?
A river is just a cloud based streaming service...
Channing Tatum is starting a new internet service company.
It's called Channing Tatum Channeling Datum.
What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service?
I told my parents I was bisexual
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.
Her: That’s bananas.
Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.
I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood
Why does cryptocurrency customer service sucks?
Because all they do is hold
My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,
I really need the validation.
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
I saw an add for Tinkle radiator service.
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
My friend's daughter made this. I call it the "beach slap"
Excellent work, ought to be celebrated
Why do snipers double as excellent actors?
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
You know, when you start Excel...
You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
Why did the hermit crab become a hacker?
He was really into shellcode
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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