A list of puns related to "At the Club"
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack it on up!
Ok I’ll see myself out
He likes to torque.
I don't know how always get away with it? I'm not even a member.
I’m afraid everyone will laugh at me.
It was very violint
Folsom Prism Blues
It was open Mike night!
Her friends saw her and asked, "Mary, what are YOU doing here??"
Mary said, "I get knocked up, but I get down again."
They were clothed.
It was a two story building.
A pair of frittatas.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
They take a poll.
Me: “That sounds cool. Do you guys have a plan or are you just gonna make it up as you go?”
(This was a couple years ago and I still look back on it as my peak dad joke)
...but I had never met herbivore.
Because he had no body to dance with.
He always made it rain
I'd never seen herbefore
..but I don't think I've ever seen herbivore.
Beat it, we're closed.
Because he told a baaaad joke
But… I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore
Make it reign
"Yeah, I'm quitting cold turkey."
I need some body to dance
(To my kids) I used to see this woman at my health club who worked out in a leotard. Every day there was always some small part of her leotard missing. A sleeve cut away, a strap missing. Finally I asked her why her leotard was always missing a piece. She just looked at me like I was an idiot and said "Everybody knows you never go full leotard."
Don't you know breasts are 50 cents a piece here?
Open Mike night.
it was open Mike night
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