A list of puns related to "Asian Open"
Well...it was more like this...
Me: "Can one of y'all bring me some chips?"
Eli: "Here's some Tostitos..."
Me: "Not those...they require additions to make them taste, so...unless you wanna get me salsa or queso..."
Eli disappears and comes back giggling: "How 'bout NOT-tostitos?" (Holding a bag of generic Tostitos.")
Me, laughing: "No thanks."
Leah showing up: "How 'bout MEGA-tostitos?" Holding out taco shells..."
Me laughing openly: "No thanks...smart ass."
Eli showing back up, still giggling: "How bought RAW-tostitos?" (Holding out tortillas)
Me, laughing harder: "Uh...no"
Eli: "Maybe the Asian version?" (Whipping out rice paper wraps from behind his back)
Me, laughing even more: "Go away."
Eli, appearing again: "How about make-it-yourself-chips?" (Plopping a bag of potatoes in my lap)
I have raised my kids well. My poor wife gets no break.
When heβs finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both magazines, blasting everything in sight.
When the guns empty, he throws them down and starts walking towards the door. The bartender looks up from behind the bar and yells, βHey! What the hell, man?β
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling bear of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.β
My grandfather said this one while we were eating...
G-Pa: Asian accent Do you like seafood?
Me: Uhh...I guess?
G-Pa: Opens mouth. See food!
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