Fun Fact: The Ariel Atom 500 from Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2012) has an engine of two 32-valve 3.0L V8 engine from a Suzuki Hayabusa. In other words, yes, it's a sports-car, but it also has the heart of two Sports Motorcycles courtesy of Suzuki.
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Need help with identifying this motorcycle. The photo is dated 1928, but the motorcycle is claimed to be an Ariel model from 1931-4.
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While not the last photo taken of him this is the only photo i have of my brother he worked so hard everyday at his job to the point were he was to tired that fell sleep driving his motorcycle i miss you so much ariel i still wonder why it wasn't me
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Reminder: Ariel makes motorcycles too topgear.com/car-news/brit…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MonsieurX
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Why kill yourself on a motorcycle when you can kill yourself in one of these? The Ariel Atom will destroy your face and suck out your brain. It's also street legal. youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Mc1…
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Ariel to launch striking new Ace Iron Horse at Motorcycle Live motorcyclenews.com/news/n…
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My grandfather on a British Ariel motorcycle in our hometown of Akureyri, Iceland in the late 20s.
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Police draft in 350bhp Ariel Atom for motorcycle operation visordown.com/motorcycle-…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haydn2613
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Reminder: Ariel makes motorcycles too topgear.com/car-news/brit…
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Resurrection of the the British motorcycle industry continues with the rotting corpse of Hesketh back to join Norton, Brough, Matchless and Ariel heskethmotorcycles.co.uk/
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Ariel Arrow motorcycle 1959.
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Ariel motorcycle wallpaper silodrome.com/ariel-squar…
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Ariel Motorcycles Coming Back? thekneeslider.com/archive…
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Honda Project 2&4 Concept - 212HP and only 893 lbs, powered by a V4 from a motorcycle reddit.com/gallery/r140fk
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Subaru β€œClover 4” inline 4 cyl, EN07, 658cc engine in the Sambar. reddit.com/gallery/r0gst3
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eoussama
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scarf_spheal
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afunkysquirrel
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ah1887
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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