Hey guys!
I'm doing a Biology paper involving the Aridity Index, but the data is in a form only readable through GIS. Now, I have no experience in GIS so I was hoping someone could guide me on how to read the value of a single point on the layer.
The file i'm looking at can be found here.
Thanks in advance!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Faun says the one thing an entity should never say...
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Three entities, a buxom half-elf, a deer-like creation entity, and a scruffy hominid in a bathrobe quietly appeared on an empty street.
“So this is Nolta, huh?” the half-elf said looking around. “It’s nice. I can see why you want to save it.”
“I didn’t,” the hominid replied gruffly. “But, it’s what we’re doing now so...”
He shrugged.
“I’m certain that, with your help, mighty F10w3rchy1d,” Faun said happily, “that we will be able to aid these kind, gentle people.”
“We’ll see what we can do,” F10w3rchy1d said cautiously, “The Big Guy is right, though, ‘The Download’ is a tricky one.”
She turned to the hominid.
“You said you had someone gathering the souls?”
“Yeah, I put a local on it,” The Great Erectus replied, “damned if I was going to do the grunt work for the fuckers.”
“There was a local entity and they allowed this?” F10w3rchy1d asked, raising an eyebrow.
“There wasn’t an entity,” the hominid grinned, “I made one.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake, BG,” F10w3rchy1d groaned. “As if this place didn’t have enough problems. You transcended a mortal?!? What the fuck, dude?”
“Hey, they were already disembodied,” the hominid shrugged, “and they kept begging me to do something so...”
He grinned evilly.
“I did,” he chuckled, “I gave them the power to fix it themselves.”
“You’re an asshole, you know that?” the blonde half-elf snickered.
“It has been mentioned before,” The Great Erectus smiled, “I just set them to gathering souls. It shouldn’t be that difficult for them. I sure as fuck wasn’t going to do it.”
The half-elf shrugged.
“So the actual consciousnesses are being collected,” she mused, “Now, all we have to do is install a bridge and a sorter.”
She looked around.
“So where is squiggle-pants?” she asked.
“Cuddles?” the hominid asked, “She decided she was going to go and ‘help’ 010, make sure he didn’t ‘get lost’ if you know what I mean.”
“If you didn’t trust him,” F10w3rchy1d asked, “then why did you let him come over?”
“Oh I trust him,” the hominid grinned, “I’m just letting Cuddles have an excuse for hiding from you. She thinks you are scary for some reason.”
“Heh… I can’t imagine
... keep reading on reddit ➡The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
But let me give it a shot.
He’s the new temp.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
