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Zenit - Fenerbahçe

Euroleague Game 14/34

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Thursday, December 9th, 2021

Match Time: 20:00 Turkish Time, 18:00 CET, 12:00 US Eastern

Venue: Sibur Arena (St Petersburg)

Referees: PUKL, SASA - ROCHA, FERNANDO - VILIUS, GYTIS

TV: BeIn Sports - euroleague.tv

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The Take

Zenit St Petersburg will try to stem a two-game losing streak when it hosts Fenerbahce Beko Istanbul in Round 14’s first game. Zenit (8-5) has seen its offense go cold in recent weeks as it scored 64 in Round 12 against Panathinaikos OPAP Athens and just 58 last week against Crvena Zvezda mts Belgrade. Jordan Mickey scored 16 points in the latter of those two games, but the team’s top scorer this season, Jordan Loyd (13.3 ppg.), was held to a season-low 5 points. Fenerbahce (4-9) had lost four in a row before holding off AS Monaco 96-86 at home last week. Jan Vesely led the way with a double-double for Coach Djordjevic’s team. Fenerbahce has won its last three games against Zenit.

Marquee Matchup

It will be another interesting matchup in the paint when former teammates Jordan Mickey and Devin Booker face off on Thursday. The two were teammates last season at Khimki Moscow Region. In his fourth EuroLeague campaign, Mickey is averaging 9.7 points and 4.8 rebounds for Zenit St Petersburg. Booker, who is also in his fourth EuroLeague season, has been worth 8.5 rebounds and 4.0 boards for Fenerbahce Beko Istanbul. They met in EuroLeague games before last season and almost daily in practice with Khimki, so these two know each other well and it should make for a dynamic matchup.

Keys to victory:

All signs point to a low-scoring game when Zenit St Petersburg hosts Fenerbahce Beko Istanbul. Zenit has allowed the second-fewest points (71.2 ppg.) in the league this season and Fenerbahce has collected the second-most steals (8.2 spg.). The two teams have also been plagued by turnovers with Fenerbahce committing the second most (13.9 per game) and Zenit the fifth-most (13.5 pe

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.