Archies Puns

A list of puns related to "Archies"

When Archie's fiancee put her engagement ring near her ear, she could faintly hear guitars, maracas, and soothing Spanish vocals.

It was a marry Archie band.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.

You can’t have your keg and Edith, too

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Archie Bunker celebrated his birthday alone

Because you can't have your cake and Edith, too.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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👤︎ u/cheerfulsith
📅︎ May 30 2019
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What has red hair, lives in a Fantasy world and all the girls love him?

Archie Windsor

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 08 2019
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