Hello everyone, happy monday! I was going through old UPG posts and realized I have never done Somalia! So meet the Somali of Somalia!

Region: Somalia

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Climate: Owing to Somalia's proximity to the equator, there is not much seasonal variation in its climate. Hot conditions prevail year-round along with periodic monsoon winds and irregular rainfall. Mean daily maximum temperatures range from 30 to 40 °C (86 to 104 °F), except at higher elevations along the eastern seaboard, where the effects of a cold offshore current can be felt. In Mogadishu, for instance, average afternoon highs range from 28 to 32 °C (82 to 90 °F) in April.

The coast south of Mogadishu

Terrain: Somalia is a country located in the Horn of Africa which officially consists of five federal member states, namely Galmudug, Hirshabelle, Jubaland, South West, Puntland and the municipality of Benadir. It is bordered by Ethiopia to the west, the Gulf of Aden to the north, the Somali Sea and Guardafui Channel to the east, and Kenya to the southwest. With a land area of 637,657 square kilometers, Somalia's terrain consists mainly of plateaus, plains and highlands. Its coastline is more than 3,333 kilometers in length, the longest of mainland Africa. It has been described as being roughly shaped "like a tilted number seven". In the far north, the rugged east–west ranges of the Ogo Mountains lie at varying distances from the Gulf of Aden coast.

The Cal Madow mountain range in northern Somalia features the nation's highest peak, Shimbiris.

Wildlife of Somalia: Somalia contains a variety of mammals due to its geographical and climatic diversity. Wildlife still occurring includes cheetah, lion, reticulated giraffe, baboon, serval, elephant, bushpig, gazelle, ibex, kudu, dik-dik, oribi, Somali wild donkey, reedbuck and Grévy's zebra, elephant shrew, rock hyrax, golden mole and antelope. It also has a large population of the dromedary camel.

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Other Names: Aset, Iset, Eset

Meaning of Name: “Throne” or “Seat,” indicating the seat of pharaohs, as her lap was the first seat of her son, the pharaoh-god Horus.

Titles: “Queen of Heaven”

“Mother of the Gods”

"Lady of Bread"

“The One Who is All"

“Lady of Green Crops”

Ankhat ("She Who Gives Life")

“The Brilliant One in the Sky”

“Great Lady of Magic”

“Star of the Sea”

“Mistress of the House of Life”

“Maker of Kings”

“She Who Knows How To Make Right Use of the Heart”

“Light-Giver of Heaven”

“Lady of the Words of Power”

“Moon Shining Over the Sea”

Family: Isis was thought to be the daughter of Geb and Nut, the sister of Nephthys and Set, the sister-wife of Osiris, the mother of Horus and the Apis bull, and the adopted mother of Anubis. Sometimes Isis was considered to be the daughter of Taweret or Hathor, the mother of Bastet and Sopedu, and the mother-wife of Min, Anhur, and Horus.

One of the Ennead, Isis was one of the earliest and most important goddesses in ancient Egypt. This great mother goddess was the patron of royalty, magicians, the essence of womanly charms, and the essence of eternal love. Isis is credited with teachi

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This is a species list for a zoo/aquarium in Royal Woods, Michigan (where The Loud House takes place). I mainly made this to see how the Fandom would use it, but this is also kind of a passion project. I've been planning this for quite a bit, and here's the species list:

(Also, if anyone wishes to help with it, feel free to DM me on Reddit or on DeviantArt.

Wetta Eagle Canyon

• Andean Condor
• Steller’s Sea Eagle

Outback Trail

Willawong Station

• Budgerigar, Cockatiel, Eastern Rosella, Princess Parrot, Red-Fronted Parakeet
• Blue-Faced Honeyeater
• Palm Cockatoo
• Kea

Roo Valley

• Bennett’s Wallaby, Red Kangaroo
• Common Wallaroo, Emu

Koala Crossing

• Queensland Koala
• Short-Beaked Echidna
• Southern Hairy-Nosed Wombat

Devils Of Tasmania

• Tasmanian Devil

Desert Dome

Free-Flight Birds

• Australian Wood Duck, Blue-Bellied Roller, Cape Teal, Cape Thick-Knee, Chestnut Teal, Cinnamon Teal, Gambel’s Quail, Hooded Oriole, Hottentot Teal, Magpie Shrike, Orange Bishop Weaver, Red Bishop Weaver, Scott’s Oriole, Speckled Mousebird, White-Winged Dove, Yellow-Billed Duck, Yellow-Crowned Bishop

Namib Desert

• Black-Footed Cat
• African Jacana
• Blacksmith Plover, Chestnut Weaver
• African Helmeted Turtle, Klipspringer, Nile Softshell Turtle
• Serval
• Common Dwarf Mongoose
• Rock Hyrax
• Puff Adder
• Cape Cobra
• Northern Sand Gecko
• Red-Billed Hornbill
• Black Mamba

Red Centre Of Australia

• Rough-Scaled Python
• Lace Monitor
• King Brown Snake
• Rough-Scaled Death Adder
• Brown Tree Snake
• Common Death Adder
• Centralian Python
• Collett’s Snake
• Woma Python
• Inland Taipan
• Perentie
• Laughing Kookaburra, Masked Lapwing, Tawny Frogmouth
• Cunningham’s Skink
• Eastern Pilbara Spiny-Tailed Skink

Sonoran Desert

• Collared Peccary
• Cougar
• American Kestrel
• Burrowing Owl, Greater Roadrunner
• Bobcat
• Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana
• Baja Blue Rock Lizard, Common Collared Lizard, Giant Mexican Horned Lizard
• Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
• Black-Tailed Prairie Dog
• Mexican Spiny-Tailed Iguana, Sonoran Box Turtle
• Swift Fox
• Arizona Black Rattlesnake
• Cantil Viper
• Mexican Beaded Lizard
• Santa Catalina Rattlesnake
• Mottled Rock Rattlesnake
• Great Basin Rattlesnake
• Sonoran Sidewinder
• Redtail Splitfin
• White-Nosed Coati

Himalayan Highlands

Yeti Camp

• Red Panda, Reeve’s Muntjac
• Bar-Headed Goose, Red-Crowned Cra

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

BamBOO!