Posted this on r/ShowerThoughts, but apparently puns aren't meant to go there, so here you go I guess.
They call it Gucci-Gu.
That's crรชped up on us
Must be all the indoor fins.
It scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
I'm a son without a father... I lost him a few days ago to a heart attack and I just... can't stop crying
We both used to check out this sub daily for amazing dad jokes and laugh at them together... We'd try to form our own stupid stuff
I used to wake up for college early in the morning I'd cook some breakfast for him get ready and before leaving I'd wake him up and tell him a stupid dad joke... I'd want to see him start his day with a smile
I just want to thank you all in this sub for giving me and my dad happiness your jokes made us laugh at our worst times
Out of habit I keep getting up to go to his room with a dad joke... Only to see it empty
I'm never gonna get to mess around with my dad again... I'm never going to hang out with him again he's not going to be there to see me grow up and buy a house of my own ... He's not going to see me buy a car of own ... He's not going to see me get married... He's gone forever and I will never get to start my day with a smile again from a silly dad joke with him
He wasn't the greatest dad but he certainly was the best I could ever ask for ... I will miss you dad
Thank you r/dadjokes to all the amazing dads here and their funny and stupid jokes
Edit : thank you so much dad's for your overwhelming support I love you guys and I just want to take a moment to thank all the people here who shared their experiences as well of having lost a parent... Your story inspires me to continue forward with the torch
Also I'm seeing quite a few comments saying the post is not funny and that they came for a laugh... I'm truly sorry about that, I just really wanted to honor my dad in this sub since we spent so much time together here scrolling for jokes and I needed the push from you dads to get back on my feet
I'm never going to be the same that's for sure knowing a peice of me has been lost forever... The void will never be filled in my heart But your support is just what I needed, once again thank you dads I love you
Edit 2: thank you so much dads for your overwhelming support I know I haven't been able to respond to all the dms and messages here but I've been reading them all and it's just made me smile in the worst Thank you dads you guys are the best
ABCโs Beauty in the Eye of the Bee-Holder.
The Beatles. hey Jude. na na nanana na nah
America. Horse with no name. Na na na nanana nah
Pete Murray better days.
And many more. Give them to me.
I'm happy I'm part of the 1%
It's a baby girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I am a Dad!
My wife really grilled me
What do footballers do in the bathroom?
Dribble.
I'm so proud of my dotter.
Personally, I think the younger generation arenโt applying because theyโre intimidated knowing that they have such big shoes to fill.
To go shopping for new pants.
DeForest asian.
I thought it slapped.
Canโt say Iโm surprised
There were a lot of casual tees.
>!it's no small feat.!<
Also, please explain the definition of dad jokes in an ELI5-ish way.
It's okay, it's a weight off my shoulders.
... everyone can see that you're behind me, 100%
But the other two are
I quickly replied, "You're even prettier empty."
and Iโd like to apologize to what turned out to be a Starbucks barista, my bad there
He told me we got beef
Doesn't matter where she is, or what she is doing. If I start tip-tapping away, she drops whatever she is doing and makes a beeline for me. I told my fiancee that this worries me. She asked me why, to which I responded:
"She's only one and already she is drawn to cliques...."
Her groan was priceless
I become a vacuum cleaner.
He said, โNo, but I brought you up, didnโt I?โ
With astro-knots.
Got this off my daughter's glow in the dark star package, we really loved it, hope you do too :)
IHOP.
He got a little behind in his work.
That in jamaica a meat pie is $5. In Barbados itโs $7 but in the bahamas meat pies are an astonishing ยฃ12 each. No-one really knows why theyโre just the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Apparently, they are changing Legolas' name to 'Duplolas' in this version.
Apparently corporate says itโs Cremation or Burialโฆ like ugh ok maybe but like was I wrong?!
Apparently there was a quack doctor on the loose, and he seemed to fit the bill. He'd been ducking the police, so he's in waddle trouble. To top it off he's been selling quack on the side.
Details are sketchy
Terrifried
...putting their case together.
