Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe

Its called saxon faction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrslinkydragon
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Did you hear about the Viking who wrote an autobiography?

His life was runed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bagging-screws
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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I asked my dad what the difference between the Rhine, the RhΓ΄ne, and a rune was...

He gave me an IOU...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A young woman runs a science experiment.

Once, there was a young woman who wanted to do a little psychological experiment. So she carefully bred cherry trees to bloom in multiple colors, and arranged to have them planted such that the trees of one color would spell out the name of some other color. You know, to test the Stroop effect.

However, the instructions (which were, admittedly, odd) weren't transmitted to the workers (all starving underpaid grad students) effectively, so the groups of various colored cherry trees were planted such that the colors matched the names, completely invalidating her experiment.

She's now the Stroop drupe group blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl, Stroop drupe blooper girl...

She now focuses on Anglo-Saxon royalty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derleth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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What do you call an English fisherman?

Angler Saxon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What did the ancient Britons do when their feet got cold?

They put their Anglo socks on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?

Saxon lunches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/der_innkeeper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.

I thought we had good alchemy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueSupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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In a conversation about Geometry...

Friend: β€œThere are so many angles here”

Me: β€œYeah, but I’ve always thought the Saxons had more historical importance”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I need help with a pun for "maroon"

My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmygreen717
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.

But all he could do was rune it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Two questions
  1. How do you spell rune edo?
  2. WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaharWinner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Why was "Robin Hood" pulled from the elementary school library?

Too much Saxon violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenTree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do witches use to communicate with each other?

Chat runes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Ninja94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Grandpa joke

(My grandmother's name was Caroline. We're very Anglo.)

"Caroline and I had four kids. We thought about having five, but then we read that every fifth child born in the U. S. is Chinese."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrindadeDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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What instrument do English people play?

The Anglo-Saxophone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puggy31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...

They'd just rune them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Apparently this was a serious question. Assumed it was a dadjoke

Me talking to my godfather: " [...] one of these Teutonic metal bands like Saxon [...]" 19 year old godsister: "What's Teutonic metal? Is it like two different tones at once?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tronquixote
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Dad pulled this on me during a snooker game.

It was his turn, and he missed an easy pot.

"You didn't think about the angles", I observed.

"Or the saxons!" he shouted. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slugmaniac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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