Does anyone know if this is theoretically possible? The same way mainstream anabolic steroid works: Attach an ester to the compound itself so the release time is slower than normal. For example, let's attach the enanthate ester to THC, dissolve it into an injectable oil, and inject it. You would be high for weeks if you inject every 3,5 days.
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I'm evaluating a new TRT clinic that offers a dual ester blend (80% Cypionate + 20% Propinate), and this is my first time hearing of this. Anyone use something like this? I'm currently just using straight Test C like most TRT patients.
Description below:
>Our Testosterone Duo-Blend combines up to 20% Propionate ester with up to 80% Cypionate ester, and can be variable based on the patient’s physiologic response. The purpose of this combination is to achieve more stable and consistent androgen levels between injection times. The shorter ester, propionate is released more quickly than the longer ester, cypionate, and the effect is a less dramatic spike in peak testosterone, and subsequent decline. Testosterone Replacement Therapy yields more positive results and patient satisfaction when hormone levels remain steady throughout the week.
Hey guys I play rugby. My stats are 6’0 and 190 pounds. My S/B/D are 405, 315, and 525. I am currently running a cruise dose of testosterone and will be on this for the season. I was wondering if anyone has any experience or advice regarding pre-game or pre-workout androgens. I was thinking something like test no ester, halotestin, cheque drops, methyltren, etc might be useful before a game for strength and aggression boost. Does anyone have any thoughts on the best compounds to use before a rugby match? Thanks!
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Good morning everyone and welcome back to another installment of my prep log! Things are going to be turning up a notch from here on out! Lets review the previous 4 weeks first!
12 week update if you missed it!^[1]
Quick link to the Contest Prep plan and ongoing spreadsheet!^[2]
Quick link to the Contest Prep training spreadsheet!^[3]
12 weeks out: cardio got introduced as i felt it was the time to start that moving. started low and slow just to try to get used to it again. steps stayed pretty solid, bf didnt take a huge drop tho. weight this week was a roller coaster, thank god for daily weigh ins to average it out
11 weeks out: final week of GH, was happy to not have to pin more things. steps came down slightly, cardio went a bit faster. decided to elevate the clen this week to combat the tolerance i build after 1 week. this was a better fat loss week, calories stayed somewhat high and hunger wasnt so bad but i started to get concerned i wasnt going to make it. weight trended down the whole week
10 weeks out: another solid fat loss week (thank you clen), decided to bump up cardio another day as 3 days was just not enough. GH out, mast in had me feeling like i was moving towards the home stretch. decided to change clen protocol to 1 week on/off, and would utilize alpha-yohimbine during the off week. 6mg on non training days with fasted walking and cardio, 3mg on training days fasted. felt confident this was a good decision, but hunger has started to rise quickly but felt extra motivated with the changes in protocols feeling like the right decision. One thing that sucked was sunday morning i found out my watch had broke (fitbit battery died completely). i was honestly super stressed about it, it was my most important tracking tool for prep. wife said lets go to costco and i got a new versa 3, stress gone thank god.
9 weeks out: This is a weird week for prep, but great for me. Wife decided she wanted to take a trip to disneyland, so T-TH we were there. it was blazing hot, but tons of fun. decide
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Testosterone Replacement Therapy is the new midlife crisis. Instead of getting a Harley Davidson, new sports car, and new wardrobe, men are looking to reclaim their youth with a new batch of hormones. Rejuvenation clinics are popping up everywhere and advertising older men with brand new ripped bodies. Joe Rogan even talks about it openly and recommends it to his friends on his podcast. The result has been a fourfold increase in testosterone users among 18 and 45 and a threefold increase in ages 56 to 64 (12). This data also doesn’t take into account underground users outside of standard medical practice. So, not only is overall testosterone usage increasing, the age at which people start on replacement is decreasing. The purpose of this article is not to recommend testosterone replacement but to understand what to expect if you and your physician decide replacement is appropriate. I will also help you know what works and what doesn’t increase natural endogenous production.
Can I Increase My Testosterone Production Naturally?
The answer to this is yes but typically not in ways men want to hear. Testosterone is produced by the Leydig cells in the testes but is primarily controlled in the hypothalamus and the pituitary gland. The hypothalamus signals the release of Gonadotrophin-releasing hormone, which signals the pituitary gland to release luteinizing hormone into the blood, which travels to the gonads, which produces and releases testosterone. This sequence is commonly referred to as the hypothalamic-pituitary-gonadal axis (HPG axis).
A common question is what supplements should I take to increase my testosterone? Many over-the-counter supplements promise to stimulate the pituitary enough to increase testosterone values, such as Tribulus Terrestris, Maca, Coleus forskohlii, Eurycoma longifolia, etc. However, in general, over-the-counter testosterone boosters either show no significant effect on testosterone in controlled studies, or the improvements are so nominal that they have no significant impact on body composition or well-being.
Improving Testosterone with Lifestyle
Supposably, testosterone values have been decreasing in the population for decades, possibly due to pollutants in the environment such as plastic PBAs and Phthalates, which interfere with the androgen receptors (13). Aging is said to reduce testosterone by 1 to 2% per year after 25 (15). But these studies don’t
... keep reading on reddit ➡They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
A play on words.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
Hello and welcome to r/weightroom's first ever contest prep log, and my first ever contest prep in which I will be doing Classic Physique! The show is the Ultimate Warriors by Muscle Contest on Nov 20th! Week before thanksgiving! Join me in my descent to madness leanness that is targeted for deaths doorstep. I will be making the biggest mistake any first timer ever does which is being my own coach! I figured that after so many years of learning what I can, this would be a great opportunity to actually really test myself. Updates will be posted every 4 weeks so if you like, please follow along!
First and foremost the literal only important part!
Photos will always be in that spot, directly after waking up on Sunday and having a sip of water. Photos edited with Lightroom (all photoes edited the same way, auto button, 20 clarity, 100 sharpness).
This sheet is my outline/draft of what this contest prep will look like. ill go into detail on all of it later, but for now you can give this a quick look over and then read the sections down below as nothing in the plan is set in stone, and contest prep isnt so easily linear as i have it written down. again, this is a draft/guideline and i make harder or easier adjustments based off how the current plan is working. on to the explanations:
CALORIES
Diet for 16, 15-14, and 13 Weeks Out
Food is pretty straightforward right now. meal 1 is post workout, and subsequent 4 meals after that are every ~3 hours. Food choices are very simple. I also have a coffee with 1 sugar 2 cream in the morning and midday, as well as chia seeds in my oats and a little ketchup on the eggs (none of which i count in my calories as its consistent and most likely never leaving unless needed). chicken/beef seasoning is either some mccormicks seasoning or Kinders (i tend to cycle through different ones). rice meals i pour chicken bone broth on because it tastes good and is good for digestion/gut health. most importantly i eat my chicken and rice with a spoon because i use a bowl. forks make 0 sense.
Strategy for cutting back is first cut a little fat, then cut carbs. protein stays roughly the same, only losing some from the changes in carb sources. doesnt make sense to drop protein obviously, but also doesnt make s
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hey guys I play rugby. My stats are 6’0 and 190 pounds. My S/B/D are 405, 315, and 525. I am currently running a cruise dose of testosterone and will be on this for the season. I was wondering if anyone has any experience or advice regarding pre-game or pre-workout androgens. I was thinking something like test no ester, halotestin, cheque drops, methyltren, etc might be useful before a game for strength and aggression boost. Does anyone have any thoughts on the best compounds to use before a rugby match? Thanks!
When I got home, they were still there.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
