He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Genie: “What’s your first wish?”
James: “I wish I was rich.”
Genie: “What’s your second wish, Rich”
I know he means well.
Dad looks at him and says, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
It was a casualtea
He didn't see that well
...when he came upon a group of four women building a fire. When they saw him one said, "This is a private ceremony. No men allowed!" The man apologized and turned around and went back the way he came, but curiousity got the best of him.
As soon as he was out of sight he went into the nearby woods and quietly crept towards the women to find out what their ceremony was all about. By the time he was close enough to hear them they were sitting around the small fire that they had built.
He watched as one woman pulled out some meat from her bag and said in a serious voice, "Partake in this pig flesh to represent your connection to death," and handed it to the fourth woman.
Then the second woman pulled out some cheese from her bag and said with the same seriousness, "Partake in this creature's gift to represent your connection to life," and handed it to the fourth woman.
The third woman then whispered to the fourth, "The meat used to be raw and the cheese used to be moldy, but too many new Sisters were getting sick." Then in a serious voice she said, "Partake in the gift of the soil to represent your connection to the Earth," and she handed the fourth woman some bread.
The three women then said together, "Partake in these gifts and join our Coven."
The man suddenly understood what the women were doing on the beach. They were making a sand witch!
The old man didn't quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife, "What did the Doctor say?"
The wife replies, "He wants you to leave your underpants here, dear."
The husband replied, “Thanks honey… Without my glasses on, so do you.”
When asked why, the butcher explained, "No arm, no fowl".
An Acount-ant
He couldn’t quite grasp it
I told him: "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit", then laughed like a maniac.
She replied: "You're simply rolling them too tight."
I guess he couldn't see that well.
A diver.
Supplies!!
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
He went broke.
Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man foils their plans.
He is alright now…
He’s fully recovered.
He said, "But son, it's the same film if you watch it here."
"Neil before me."
God stopped and said "Yes I will, just a second."
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
He’s an excellent parallel Parker 😬
I wonder if the victim will Sudafed
The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".
Because they didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
What gets me is that they will never see a penny of it.
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
...Phil
"When are you free?" The man asks
The electrical engineer slaps him and yells "Never! I come with a charge you know!"
Puns
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”
She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way"
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
I think you should put one more on
Because, naturally, he's a parallel Parker.
Yep! It says it right here, Hebrews.
Me and my recliner go way back.
He couldn't see that well
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
