From my father, an American immigrant from Portugal, so read the joke in a Portuguese Accent

"There's about to be a lot of shit happening right now"

"What happened"

"I'm going to the bathroom"

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A dad is telling his son about how he immigrated to the US. Suddenly, the son asks: "Dad, how did you get out of Iraq?"

The dad replies:

"Iran"

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