Have you guys ever noticed Adam, Ders, and Blake are basically Alvin and the Chipmunks? Alvin - Adam: The crazy trouble maker who's also kind of the leader of the pack Simon - Ders: The glue that holds them together and is the more responsible/smart one Theodore - Blake: The soft sensitive one
A movie starring Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Transportation Security Authority? What could go wrong?
Our story begins with the ever-adorable Alvin, Simon, and Theodore making the life of their manager/guardian/housekeeper David Seville an absolute hell, just as they have during all prior Chipmunks movies and every single episode of their woefully-animated TV show (which, in my childhood memory, ranked barely higher in my esteem than reruns of Hee-Haw). Dave, tired of all the nonsense, decides he wants to give up songwriting to produce, and maybe find companionship of a slightly higher caliber than three devilish rodents. One thing leads to another — the chipmunks fear they are about to replaced in Dave’s heart by a young lady, they try to ruin his romance, and in the process, run afoul of a demented Federal Air Marshal, Agent Suggs.
The reason they get put on the TSA’s No Fly List? The rodents lack the money for airfare (Dave and his supposed paramour are in Florida, and the rodents live in California), so they stow away in an airplane baggage compartment, which happens to be filled with other animals. Theodore, that scamp, lets out a monkey. The monkey’s frenzied scampering releases other animals, which forces the pilot to bring the plane to an emergency landing. Our furry heroes are then discovered by nasty Air Marshal Suggs, who (in one of the weirdest plot turns in a Chipmunks movies yet) hates Alvin & Company because Suggs’ girlfriend dumped him due to Suggs’ fanboy devotion to the Chipmunks (say after me — whaaaa?).
To read more about the Homeland Security implications of Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip, clink on the link below:
Dangerous Chipmunks Nearly Crash Airliner, Get Put on No Fly List
Think about it. Nightcore is covers of music that has been pitched up to make it sound like an anime character is singing it, right? Alvin and the chipmunks is essentially the same thing. So this means two things.
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Nightcore has been around since the 60s.
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Nightcore was born from chipmunks.
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All Alvin and the Chipmunks is a low effort piece of shit, but people had the audacity to make Christmas songs out of it. AATC doesn’t deserve to have Christmas songs because it’s just the regular carol but they set the pitch to high. Christmas carols count as carols because they are classic. They are something you sing at Christmas because it something you do as a family. You don’t just set the pitch to high and call it a new song.
Walking around work last night and stumbled upon this. All they need are sweaters and hats 🤣
May I present, Alvin and the Chipmunks! https://i.imgur.com/MWCSA6p.png
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